Department of War

But when? We don’t wanna wait decades for it.

Guy’s a lethargic weakass

Another right wing white “Christian” dude busted with child pornography — but Charlie Kirk’s minions keep lying and saying it’s Trans People…

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Fuck yeah!!!

The phone number for the U.S. Capitol switchboard is (202) 224-3121. #epstein

To all the POC Uncle Tom ass sellout MAGAts that don’t wanna listen when we tell you these white racists are gonna turn on you, here’s them doing just that to that sellout Kash Patel when he posted about Diwali. If you’re Black, Asian, Latinx or queer and are MAGA, you ain’t safe from their racism.

Hey. He is, but I’m afraid we’re not the assholes you’re looking for. The assholes you’re looking for are deptofwar.

SUCK IT MAGA!!!!!

The assholes you’re looking for are at deptofwar… get em!

Excuse me? Only one person in the band owns a car and he doesn’t drink.

PS were publicly calling him out because dude at least put on some pants when there’s company. Thanks for wearing a mask, but geez…

The assholes you’re looking for are at deptofwar. Kick their asses.

They also called in sick to work today, so they’re not even wearing a tie. Their roommate said they’ve been only in boxers all day.

Oh really? There is only one member of this band who has a tie collection. We just went through it and not one of them looks like a flag. They said they wouldn’t wear anything that tacky unless it was Christmas. They dress like someone from the band Interpol, not someone that works for Putin.

Don’t volunteer! We’ve got a Filipino guy in the band and if they send him to the P.I. he doesn’t know Tagalog.

That’s some fucked up shit.

It’s not too late dude! The assholes you’re looking for are deptofwar. Get em!

That would actually go against who we are. Why are you asking us to do it when there’s a whole bunch of MAGAts in your town?

Thanks. We’re good.

Hi. Read our bio.

We’re trying.

I don’t think so because your tag sounds like you’re talking to the real dept. We’re not the assholes you’re looking for. We’re the assholes that are on your side.

You already follow us, shouldn’t you know better by now?

It’s not over! They are at deptofwar. Hurry before someone else uses it!

Hi. Please check our bio.

Let me make this perfectly clear for the second time: You’re tagging THE WRONG account. We are all for tirades against this administration, that’s what these platforms are for. That’s why we took the name. And we absolutely agree with you. But if you direct a third tirade at us we will roast.

*Arsenio Hall woof woofs*

I guess subtlety doesn’t translate well, here. You tagged the wrong Department of War, homie. Take it up with them.

Good. They suck.

If you look on the reposts there’s some maggot that thinks it would’ve been a bigger deal if we got deptofwar instead. We’re not cutting our band name in half LOL.