You got this dood,
25.06.2025 12:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You got this dood,
25.06.2025 12:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Its not an easy process, congrats
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Wanna see me juggle these lion fish?
29.05.2025 06:09 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It's a start..
21.05.2025 22:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Tattoos are a thing because life is hard and we deserve stickers
09.05.2025 23:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I also need to get into the habit of looking at the app..
09.05.2025 01:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0[jesus on the cross] i bet years from now theyll call this bad friday
21.04.2025 23:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0when you go after judges for putting limits on your authority, you’re proving exactly why those limits are necessary...
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Neighbors are fighting. Can I knock on the wall and ask them to speak up so I know whose side I’m on?
21.03.2025 19:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I don’t understand why no one at this funeral likes my harmonica.
28.02.2025 07:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Money does buy happiness, and I'm tired of pretending it doesn't. Many problems would be solved by being paid a fair wage.
25.02.2025 19:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A request. For as needed.
Suicide Prevention Hotlines:
UK: 0800 689 5652
US: 1-800-273-8255
Canada: 1.833.456.4566
@juliusgoat.bsky.social
17.02.2025 20:02 — 👍 56473 🔁 14883 💬 681 📌 586It’s ok to not have a Valentine on Valentine’s Day. I didn’t have a groundhog on Groundhog’s Day
15.02.2025 21:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0When it comes to believing in myself I’m agnostic
15.02.2025 21:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Darth Vader tried to kill Solo, but sadly struggled with his Han die coordination
15.02.2025 20:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0When you meet twins always ask to speak to the one in charge
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Bring an emotional support hamster, then it can carry more luggage in it's cheeks...
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got a great deal on my anti depressants on Temu, but now I glow in the dark
13.02.2025 22:16 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0But it was assigned gulf of Mexico at birth...
13.02.2025 21:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Bought my wife a cheap ‘Miss Piggy’ purse but sadly it was very pork wallety
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I ate 4 once and my mother told me we'd never financially recover...
Lol
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You can throw an axe in any bar if you don’t give a shit...
07.02.2025 01:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Apparently “made a software developer cry once.” isn’t an accomplishment to discuss in an interview...
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Bowser: Honey, the toilet’s clogged
Wife: Call someone to fix it
Bowser: *dialing number* Well this is gonna be awkward
A bucket of water can be used in place of a mirror, but it won’t show a perfect image of you.
Just a pail reflection.
Feb: I have 28 days this month.
Jan: I had 28 days each week.