[watching a movie]
BRAIN: what's that guy’s name again?
ME: stop
BRAIN: we saw him in something
ME: pay attention
BRAIN: but I must know
[later]
HER: did you like the movie?
ME: no idea
BRAIN: Matt Damon!!!
26.01.2025 15:18 — 👍 167 🔁 36 💬 4 📌 2
I love transmission fluid on my popcorn!
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Incidentally the Pixelfed dude is soon coming out with Loops, a currently-beta service which hosts video instead of images and replicates the feel of TikTok moreso than Instagram. It looks really good and from what I've seen of the UI/UX it's user-friendly in the way Bluesky is and Mastodon isn't
13.01.2025 19:18 — 👍 793 🔁 251 💬 13 📌 12
[willem dafoe unprompted] now, this cookie monster. [toothy smile] what a creature, what a lust. it consumes him. [crosses legs] he’s really a tragic figure.
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Hello to anyone getting here from the Great Meta Exodus of 2025! I lurk more than I post on socials, but this is a good place to keep in touch.
13.01.2025 02:47 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A delightful combination of Kurt Vonnegut, Steve Wozniak, & PT Barnum. Partner Manager at a consulting company during the day. Mostly music. Very little sports. Secular ULC minister.
Looking into it. Chief Looker: @jenn.bsky.social
Leir (rhymes with queer)
He/they
I make art at irregular intervals
Eat. Sleep. Game. Repeat.
Midwestern illustrator who is a fan of ghosts & gardens. ✷
Lv 35 Ferret, my art isn't worth feeding it to AI, so just don't do it.
Ko-fi: Ko-fi.com/itsdwyn
Banner by @yoursforest.bsky.social
PFP by @syrupsss.bsky.social
Husband. Dog Dad. KLS Advocate. Anti-Religion. Pro-Love. Slytherin.
Nerd: 🏈🤼♂️🃏🎮📝🎲📺🎶📚{🎨🥛}🎾
engineer | socialist | pierogi making machine
opinions are my own & not reflective of employers or organizations.
📍 Bde Ota Otunwe | Mni Sota Makoce
Minneapolitan. Occasionally lawyerly. Union member and supporter. LGBTQIA+ supporter. She/her.
PFP alt text: a pale woman with red hair sips from a straw in a cup. Her hair is in a high side pony, and she’s wearing goldy gopher sunglasses.
hubris connoisseur. lover of vibeo gam. here 4 hedonism. every day in every way innovating new methods to tell doomerism to fuck off.
official Bluesky account (check username👆)
Bugs, feature requests, feedback: support@bsky.app
