Ottawa Senators looks like someone forgot about goaltending

How the hell does Trent Frederic have 14 goals does anything ever not work for the Bruins

Would love the Leafs to have an insane PDO bender season like Vancouver one day.

Here are my thoughts on the Nylander contract:

Fuck it, we ball.

The master race

Dominic Ducharme is an assistant with Vegas??

Yay leafs vs blue jackets again

Zach Hyman has 19 goals

Just remembering everyone freaki by out about Alex Kerfoot when Bertuzzi is on pace to put up around the same points without the defensive ability. He’s been better than the #’s but he’s getting $5.5M that’s not good enough

Bertuzzi is on pace for like 35 points lol

Media conference with Capitals/Wizards owner Ted Leonsis begins in about 10 minutes — to announce organization reached a “framework” to move its operations and build a new arena in Virginia’s Potomac Yard by 2028.

Oh hey @waub.bsky.social

The best thing about all the tracking stats that NHL broadcasts show is that almost every one, like o-zone time, faceoffs etc is nearly always close to 50/50.

What is wrong with Matthews

Leafs look awful again.

Corey Perry kicked my dog

This Sens-Panthers game is entertaining as hell.

Bruins down 5-1 to Columbus eh.

Statement from Pat Morris of Newport, who represents Corey Perry:

Thoughts and prayers.

Despite the goals this season I think this has been a pretty poor start to the year in terms of overall play for Matthews.

Lettieri (MIN) & Tompkins (TB) on waivers. Vasilevskiy time

-KISS concert cancelled
-go to casino instead
-drunkenly launch your car into the air at a border crossing causing an international panic
-die immediately

Basically a dril tweet

Here come the Oilers

we just had the largest mass deployment of vaccines in history, it was a triumph beyond anyone's wildest expectations in March 2020, and the result was a large net increase in antivax sentiment

Rainbow Bridge Explosion: 2 Dead in Vehicle Explosion at U.S.-Canada Bridge in Niagara Falls The cause of the blast at the Niagara Falls International Rainbow Bridge was unknown. Officials called the situation “fluid.”

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White House: You get those photos of the turkey that the president is pardoning this year?

Photographer: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked.

White House: what

@Sportsnet The Swedish King

Crazy that this whole time the Lightning were just Vasilevskiy merchants.