Charlie Sweatpants

Perhaps this used be done by their kids, who could tell them that their expensive marketing effort had bombed on the playground/at the mall/in the chat. But everyone in charge is so old now that their grandkids are out of college and nobody in the family talks to them about anything except money.

Season 6 / Episode 15

"I get 5% off on everything in the store just because I look like-
I mean, just because I am krusty the clown?"

"How could I charge full price to the man whose lust for filthy
magazines kept me in business during that first, shaky year?
By the way, here is your new issue of gigantic asses."

That really tracks, I have to put his books down they're so sloppy, yeesh

Broadcast just said they're hoping for a 7:30 start, so you've got time for dinner

How do Stephen Miller's relatives feel about the shame he's brought upon their family? Josh Barro and Ross Douthat drop by to explain.

Taylor Swift should write and record more songs about The Simpsons seasons 2-9

And Tigers fans everywhere appreciated it, thanks

Spencer Torkelson drives in two and we are tied in Seattle

There's been debate about whether Jan 6 was stochastic terrorism - it wasn't. THIS is likely stochastic terrorism: a judge's house torched right after Stephen Miller ranted about "liberal judges" who blocked Trump's actions, said they "shielded terrorists". This is the result he wanted. 1/

Rod Moore with his first interception since coming back from injury! #GoBlue

So awesome to see Rod Moore have this game after that awful news last summer

That was a #1 receiver drive from McCulley, worthy of Toomer, Edwards, etc

Yeah, can't improve on SLUDGEFART

Two teams combined for 14 first downs and eight punts in that half.

Well that's fucking grim, thanks Fox

I am not a ball knower, but the run blocking on short yardage has been a problem; we're getting into 'team should look better than it did a month ago' time and the offensive line doesn't.

Screenshot from the Simpsons of McBain kneeling over his dead partner, screaming "Zvadaaaaa!" instead of "Mendozaaa!"

To first measure it and THEN review it was the real clown move

That was a 6 minute commercial break, and the last 30s counts double cause Colin Cowherd ads are twice as annoying

Commercial - kickoff - commercial is do much more aggravating when my team is doing poorly. A curse on all these products and services

Guardian column by Adrian Chiles, edited to look like it's from Michigan State quarterback Aidan Chiles. The headline, unchanged, says: "What should you do if a cow attacks? I’ve finally found the answer." The subhed, slightly modified, says: "Run away or stand still? Make yourself look big or make yourself look small? I asked a cattle rancher how to react when a walk in Nebraska turns nasty." The article is filed under the category "Opinion: Animals" and is dated Sat 4 Oct 2025 15.00 CDT. The original picture from the article has been replaced with a photograph of a scrumptious steak. Photo credit: Trey Wingo

2025 Week 6: @ Nebraska

"What's the Score?" Oct. 4th, 2025 How to play: Listen to the 5 music clips in the video. Your job is to guess the title of each movie the music is from, and the name of the composer for each one. You…

Here it is! This week's edition of "What's the Score?"
You have one day to listen to the clips and reply to my DM with the 5 movie titles (1 point each), 5 composers (2 points each) and the connecting theme for the week.
Remember: NO audio searches. Play fair.
Good luck!
#filmsky #moviesky #musicsky

I love these real Saturdays

We're the bank that's bullish on you.

United Savings of Florida, USF, promised rates of return so strong, you'll question whether it's a Ponzi scheme... Please don't question if it is.

Actual lol at inviting Craft

Alien: Earth (2025)

Deep history from the genomes of India People carrying Neanderthal mixture entered the subcontinent after 50,000 years ago, meeting Denisovans

The genetics of South Asia are coming into focus, helping reveal how fast the avalanche of modern humans got going. This region has more Neanderthal genetic variation than any other, and a unique component of Denisovan ancestry never seen before.

www.johnhawks.net/p/deep-histo...