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We all know how handsome Blitz is, but can we also talk about his German cousin, Bam? 😍

You know who #mascotmonday is today~

It's Blitz!
Maybe when the NFL finally has the "Coyotes" you can be free. Oh, and you have to win a superbowl too. Until then you belong to me, birdbrain.

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The old version of Blitz was a hunk. 😍

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I wish! 😂

Go Seahawks.

I dream of mascots every night.

What video is it?

An oldie clip:
Baseball Bull mascot releasing some tension (and passing out) after returning from the game 😏

Need.

Leggy boi.

I need to be on top of him.

This angle of the Nittany Lion. With the subtle bulge, too. 🥵🥵

What a handsome guy! 😁

Toro's very tight and shiny pants. 🥵

Alright everydeerie! It’s time to get suited up for this year!!

Why are mascot wardrobe malfunctions kind of hot? 😳

(Video stolen from Twitter/X)

Here is my contribution.

I can see your smiling face in there, Benny! 😉 Why don't we meet in your changing room after your appearance and I'll help you out with that sweaty headband and all that damp fur... 😍

Let me sniff those gloves!

Wore and slept in a diaper for the first time last night and, let's just say, I will do it again more often.