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Way too many Jalens in the NBA

Gone to the big margarita machine in the sky

Today I Will Look The Burrito Man In The Eye and other stories of manifesting success

all of my interactions with sports, politics, and the economy for the last 3 months have just been me looking at graphs and frowning while muttering "this entire thing is a complete house of cards. surely they can't keep getting away with this."

you'll never guess how they did it (3 month long PDO bender)

Baudrillard: totally exonerated, no wrong doing

Man, I love Vernors. I know I'm probably supposed to be in the tank for Canada Dry for patriotic reasons, but Vernors is unmatched in the ginger ale game.

I don't know why it's a cap move considering the Sens have like 12 million in cap available right now.

I have given up believing in the concept of a universe whose arc reflexively bends towards justice, but I still can't shake the feeling that the Red Wings are likely to suffer a devastating late-season swoon and miss the playoffs somehow. The smoke and mirrors cannot bear the load indefinitely.

both definitions of CBT are appropriate responses to that stat

new talking points just came out:

Steve Staios trades David Perron freeing up roster space while simultaneously making Detroit worse? Staios masterclass.

farewell david “dp” perron, i’ll always remember your initials are dp

The Eliasson pick is one of the worst picks the Sens have ever made.

Dick Wolf ass franchise

I can't even remember who is originally responsible for this joke but I'll never see this guy's name without thinking "Carolina Hurricanes bought by the Law and Order sound effect."

I was asked to install the Uniqlo app to save 5% on buying jeans, only to find I wasn't eligible to download it in France as a resident of Austria. Did I mention we were in France at the time? It was in the Uniqlo in Nice.

Wife guys assemble in the replies here let's go

Australia

I did find it darkly funny that Weegar went for a package that included three (3) 2nd round picks, something Ottawa hasn't seen since before Pierre Al Bakr Dorion Zarqawi was GM.

you know I liked that good cop, can we get the good cop back in here. I utterly condemn the bad cop

Steam community requesting additional body types for added immersion.

A large block of sentient tofu

Steam community: “Can we play as a male character?”

Me (indie dev in this economy):
“Best I can do is sentient tofu.”

20 years old but it feels like it came out 5 years from now.

I'm not sure another film in history holds up like Children of Men.

You are having a very blessed day

Correct on all counts. American Comedy Co. is a great comedy club too.

San Diego is one of the only American cities I've visited that I think I'd be willing to live in.

Hitting this poor guy with the damn adult acne slider up to 100 is diabolical

That's what the money is for