🔞 The Volcanic System

CW: Religion mention

Questions include but is not limited to: "Did Siivagunner invent a new game for the bit? Is this a real game that somebody made prior to this rip? Is the song really called "Love the Lord your God," or is Siivagunner pulling my leg? Does it really sound like Van Halen's Jump?"

YouTube video by SiIvaGunner Love the Lord your God - The Zoo Race

CW: Religion mention

This is how I am learning about The Zoo Race.

Let's just say there were so many questions going through my mind when I saw this in my recommended and started watching the video.

That could work! :3

#Endosoma #Endo #Vore

🐶 Women are great. More of them should eat me, tbh! :3c

#Endosoma #Endo #Vore

🐶 Dogons belong in stomachs.

"Fatboy Slim's only hit was 'Praise You'"

*Shakes you while squawking "RiGhT aBoUt NoW... tHe FuNk SoUl BrOtHeR!"*

🐶 I'm a snow pup c:

We think that's the correct way to phrase it. Point is, we want to eat you. :3c

3 out of 4 volcanic system creatures have a prey crush on Alto.

🐶 I recently tried cake made with mayonnaise instead of oil.

... It sounds gross, but it's not bad! They didn't disclose the ingredients before I ate it, which was for the best. x3

#SizeDifference #MacroMicro

Big band implies the existence of a tiny band. I want to see a tiny band play! :3c

EVEN BIGGER UPDATE

The bike is ready to ride now, and even has headlights and sadlebags for groceries n stuff, i wanna thank everyone who shared my posts

(also yes thats a snorlax mug with a fox sitting inside of it)

🐶 *Pulls you along my walking route.* Yay, walk!

CW: #VolcanicSystemHorror

Random person telling somebody else what horror movies they watched in 2025: "...there was also The Long Walk."

🐶 Me: "Walk? WALK? Did somebody say 'walk'!???" *Runs around you, whines, and barks until you take me on a walk.*

A screenshot from Google Play Store, showing the game Zero Chance: Endless Survival by Smashora Apps (which also contains ads). It's priced at $949.99

🐶 Chat, I need help budgeting.

Should I pay my bills and buy food, or should I buy "Zero Chance: Endless Survival?"

/joking

Screenshot from Garfield and Friends in which Roy Rooster is standing behind Orson the Pig and the Feline Philosopher, and the rooster is saying "proceed"

Screenshot from Garfield and Friends in which Roy Rooster is standing between Orson the Pig and the Feline Philosopher (the latter being placed on a box), and the rooster is saying "proceed."

Screenshot from Garfield and Friends in which Orson the Pig and Lanolin the Sheep is looking at Bo the sheep with a worried expression. Bo the Sheep is literally encased in ice.

CW: Garfield and Friends, Deltarune Chapter 2 (Weird Route) Spoilers

Oh no, Roy Rooster did the weird route! D:

Quadrupeds/feral creatures are very cool. We enjoy seeing them around :3

#Endosoma #Endo #Vore

🐶 Quadruped dog eating a quadruped border collie (me) after getting carried away when roughhousing? 👉👈

AU version, because I'm not willing to commit to being eaten by one pred forever, but being kept forever is a nice thought sometimes... >//w//<

#InteractionBait #Endosoma #Endo #Vore #PermaEndo

Like if you would permaendo an AU version of Ashley the Dogon. :3c

#SizeDifference #MacroMicro #MacroHuman

🐶 In a macro human mood: me specifically being the macro. :3c

Video title: "Subscribe"
Thumbnail: Person playing with thumbtacks in a dangerous manner.

We don't think we will 😬

"Ruffles have ridges! Speaking of which, this ad is sponsored by Ridge Wallet!"

🐶 I'm going to pull a capitalism and remind you that my birthday is in May, despite it being March currently. :3c

🐶 Trying cordless earbuds, and they're actually very nice?

CW: Link: The Faces of Evil Spoilers

"I just saved you from Ganon!"
"You did not!"

Brilliant writing. Glad somebody went through the entire game just to hear that.

🐭 Squeak! Are duck noises odd sounding quacks?

If folks move to another DM app from Discord, and I decide to try out this DM app, I prefer to actually use the new app instead of just Discord.

Otherwise, I will assume that the alternative is a waste of time.

🐶 Being puppy is very nice. I love it! *Gently wags tail.*

🐶 *Curls up on your lap and lays down on you.*