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@olivercocker.bsky.social

You got a mailbox on your bumper and a bald front tyre!

91 Followers  |  58 Following  |  844 Posts  |  Joined: 20.03.2024  |  1.9288

Latest posts by olivercocker.bsky.social on Bluesky

Ha ha ha ha ha ha, Rourke's Drift!! Which FUCKER said THAT!? πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

11.08.2025 20:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

'he'

11.08.2025 20:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Did he pronounce it 'beyda'?

11.08.2025 20:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Just answer the questions, Lionel.

11.08.2025 20:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Good, what happens then? What list? Obtuse fucker you, I think we'd get on.

11.08.2025 20:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Would you like me to call you a sheep shagger, or note how lovely it is around there and wax lyrical about going to see my Uncle Jack and Auntie Annie in Delph, when I was a little kid?

11.08.2025 19:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Near Stalybridge?

11.08.2025 19:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Lev Yashin

RandomNamesICallTheDog

11.08.2025 19:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Where's home?

11.08.2025 19:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Boat Ting

10.08.2025 06:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Back in May 2021 I posted on twitter about a journey I'd undertaken to find a tree that I can see from our bedroom window. I've decided to post it verbatim on here as lots of people really enjoyed it. So, here it is…

09.08.2025 18:46 β€” πŸ‘ 672    πŸ” 198    πŸ’¬ 32    πŸ“Œ 54

Incredible. Watch until the end

09.08.2025 20:24 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yer ma calls Sleaford Mods, The Scab Punk Rent Shop Boys.

09.08.2025 20:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"Did you see that LUDICROUS display last night?"

09.08.2025 20:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

In the good old days you’d just sit at breakfast and stare at the ingredients on the side of a packet of cereal and wonder what riboflavin looks like, not to mention niacin and thiamin

09.08.2025 06:04 β€” πŸ‘ 79    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 0

Ha ha, fuck you Brian. You flobbery-chopped rim popper.

#TheArchers

08.08.2025 18:16 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Big up the two little lasses, strolling out of Lidl with their mum, weightlifting with a baguette apiece.

Like two mini Precious McKenzies.

08.08.2025 13:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Marnin', boyo.

08.08.2025 05:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

*Something something... slow-cooked pirate hands*

05.08.2025 21:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Two of the stupidest arguments I've had with people are light sabre or life saver and rations or rashers of bacon.

Also, the former had a dog called Sabre.

Charming, isn't it?

05.08.2025 21:45 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You leave Justin's water infection out of this.

05.08.2025 06:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

More like Loyle Carner Del Rey

04.08.2025 21:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes! Love it, mate x

04.08.2025 21:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

More like Dave Balfe Del Rey

04.08.2025 19:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

More like Iguana Del Rey

04.08.2025 19:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Lovely stuff

03.08.2025 15:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nuts isn't it? I can take it or leave it, but obsessed with this test series.

03.08.2025 11:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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I've said it (more than) once and I'll say it again, reyt dog. Ben says happy forever home day (he's been on the 'shampers'). x

03.08.2025 10:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Hash browns have no place on a burger, Clive.

03.08.2025 00:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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