Chloe Denmark

yellow dog at stick library

This is my dog at a stick library in my neighborhood. These are the kinds of things that make me not hate everything.

Well there’s no plan it seems like and someone is telling the dumb dumbs what to do

I will not be convinced otherwise that this wasn’t a ploy to increase US productions after the EPA lapsed regulations

Oh. I was thinking other kinds. And I like minimal bell for texture only.

Also you can have all my mush rooms.

two minions wearing goggles and overalls are standing next to each other and talking . ALT: two minions wearing goggles and overalls are standing next to each other and talking .

Hahahahaha.

I mean Asia needs oil and diesel for tankers.

Hahahahahaha sigh.

But you put in mush rooms. Peppers at least crunch

I fucking love women.
I love us.
We are so powerful and beautiful and funny and amazing and enduring.
Own that every damn day.
No one can take or replicate our spirits.

Calendar of events for Monday through Friday listed at the top and below each day an activity in words or pictures as such: Monday: popcorn bar fun with a picture of popcorn with a varieties of toppings and mixers Tuesday/ image of cicis pizza (kids are going to cicis in the am through lunch) Wednesday: movie poster for GOAT Thursday: image of and words for Exploration park Friday: spring break celebration in texts with fans refreshments music pizza and prizes and fun

Sending the kid to his befor and after care program for camp this week.

I want to go to camp this week:

Needs more peppers less mush rooms

“A bit?”

God bless Ted danson

Only in Texas.

Assuming you’re in the US unless they are full service gas laws I believe can’t really work like that

If you pass another that’s a right turn to or from work that’s cheaper go there. But do not deviate from your most often normal travel route to find gas. It’s not worth it. It literally doesn’t save you actual money.

The gas station that’s closest to your house or work that you easily pass by in your most routine ordinary most used routes while driving IS THE CHEAPEST GAS YOU WILL EVER FIND. Become their friend. Get their gas card. It will be even cheaper.

Never miss a chance to tell my favourite science joke:

Q: What did Crick & Watson discover?

A: Rosalind Franklin’s lab book.

Well sure. But I don’t call that middle of nowhere. Thats explicitly there for the truck drivers.

That’s like 2 hours. You’ll live.

Truth.

Ha. Next year.

Your Phoenix race winners

It is also very annoying.

But ONLY 5 seconds.

Ohhhhhh what is it??

I didn’t need another birthday so soon

Stupid imposter evil trees

Albert Pujols in manager glasses

Nothing has hammered home that I’m in my mid-to-late 30s quite like seeing Manager Glasses Albert Pujols.

Carmen Sandiego from the 90s cartoon

Happy International Women's Day to the original International Woman