Captain Olimar

(Perhaps hunger had garnered illusions, as some small fruits- blackberries, grapes, and strawberries, were on the ground in a line before her, which had not been before...

...closer observation revealed them moving, as though hundreds of tiny forces were carrying them upon their backs, like ants!)

"Not as long as you think, but not right away.

It just happened to me one day!"

"It helps."

"My wife tells me to do those."

(One inch tall man staring in awe at the giant clown.)

"I have to write journals on everything I see here. Just as I did with the Pikmin. There is so much I do not understand! But its the boss's orders.

The more I know, the more I know I do not know."

"How do you cope? Or, are you more powerful than all of them?"

"Aha... what a thought.

Apologies, am I bothering you? I don't mean to, if you are busy."

"Well. If you say so. Expect nothing less than perfection from them! Settle for nothing less. For this young child's sake, if anyone else's.

...look at me! I wonder if this is how I will sound when my daughter makes me a grandfather, all those years in the future."

(He crosses his arms.)

"Their absence in the event of such a young newborn child does not please me."

(Shakes his head, clearly disapproving Spamton.)

"I wish my wife were here. She could probably give better advice than I. She is the reason those children have turned out well!"

"Ha! No. Its never easy.

Do you have a partner?"

"I remember my first. Though that was a son."

"Is this your first child?"

"I didn't have my translator on! Our company president no doubt purchased it cheaply. Its battery is poor.

To my view, you now speak my language, and I your's.

The people of this world are very large, it would seem."

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"I would hope so."

(Chuckle.

He blows his whistle in a short burst. Three Pink Pikmin, who have wings, fly over and lift him up, so he can be at eye level with Battat.)

"Reminds me of when my first was born!"

(The tiny alien finally speaks, having a surprisingly deep voice.)

(Olimar looks up at it.)

"Hello."

(He says in his surprisingly deep voice, considering his stature.)

"This place continues to be strange to me. Everyone here is of a higher power of some sort.

Well... I assume everyone. Most of them!"

(Tiny wave from a tiny humanoid.)

"If I died, then I would be doing a rather poor job protecting them, I fear!"

(...

...looking in the direction of the noise reveals everything in the fridge is moving.)

(The tiny humanoid looks up and sees- and recoils in horror, as though he saw a great alien beast! He whistles again to round his troops behind him!)

(Suddenly, there's the sound of a whistle being blown. All the colorful figures stop panicking and form rank.

A small, but slightly larger, humanoid figure emerges from behind the computer. He looks around, at his own eye level, for what caused the disturbance. Nothing... odd.

Whistle whistle.)

(It drops down, and a group of small, colorful shapes start running out from underneath it, scattering in all sorts of directions! There must be hundreds!)

(The computer floats up slightly. Floats... or, is picked up by something small, like ants.

...its starts to march slowly away across the table.)

(The computer suddenly turns off, like it was unplugged.)

(Its blurry and hard to see, and would be invisible to most standard human eyes, but it looks like some small figures are carrying it... colorful and bipedal, and barely an inch tall!)

(...the spent shred of tape on the ground starts to move, and not in a way consistent with wind, or other normal forces.)