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COO of Procrastination Universe; Married to Mr. Bored & Unenthused. Parents of Miss I Couldn't Care Less. @garagefloor@mastodon.world also garagefloor on x (ugh).

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Fox News: New Jersey elementary school weighs renaming after Trump.

Naming a school in honor of a pedophile who raped children is the height of Republican hypocrisy.
#ProudBlue #Pinks #SheShed #VoteOutRepublicans

08.03.2026 20:17 β€” πŸ‘ 735    πŸ” 418    πŸ’¬ 34    πŸ“Œ 20
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Friendly reminder...

08.03.2026 20:42 β€” πŸ‘ 838    πŸ” 263    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 11
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I demand UNCONDITIONAL SURRENDER of the Epstein Filesβ€”and then your title of "President of the United States," and your liberty to walk freely in public.

That would be GREAT & ACCEPTABLE.

08.03.2026 20:45 β€” πŸ‘ 8626    πŸ” 2237    πŸ’¬ 396    πŸ“Œ 100
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And JFK shot himself.

08.03.2026 20:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2838    πŸ” 597    πŸ’¬ 237    πŸ“Œ 49

I feel like it should be bigger news that Trump is now openly considering a military draft. Young men haven't been called up for a draft since 1972. Not during the Gulf War. Not during Iraq or Afghanistan. He received five draft deferments but is now open to drafting your kids.

08.03.2026 22:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1757    πŸ” 679    πŸ’¬ 106    πŸ“Œ 55
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Ted Cruz: "I have no indication they were anywhere close to getting nuclear weapons"

01.03.2026 16:24 β€” πŸ‘ 7786    πŸ” 2096    πŸ’¬ 547    πŸ“Œ 232

So one of Trump’s propagandists tried to peddle the story that Iran was about to strike multiple US bases so we had to attack them preemptively, but the only person in media they could get to push out the lie was Scott Jennings. Then CNN pays him to air it on their network.

01.03.2026 16:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2769    πŸ” 748    πŸ’¬ 128    πŸ“Œ 27

It’s not the president’s job to know what the fuck he is trying to do, Lindsey Graham?

01.03.2026 18:16 β€” πŸ‘ 7892    πŸ” 2015    πŸ’¬ 802    πŸ“Œ 154
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πŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ

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EXCLUSIVE: Prince William Meltdown Fears β€” Future King 'In Need of Therapy' Over Andrew Windsor Scandal

Prince William has been allegedly struggling under mounting pressure linked to Andrew’s scandal.

28.02.2026 18:46 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Counterpoint: No.

ICE doesn’t need reform. Abolition and prosecution is the bare minimum.

22.02.2026 22:47 β€” πŸ‘ 8461    πŸ” 1653    πŸ’¬ 346    πŸ“Œ 114
Global Malware Intelligence Report: Android Banking Trojans, ATM Jackpotting Surge, and the Evolution of AI-Driven Cyber Threats +Β Video A New Era of Cybercrime Is Quietly Accelerating The global malware ecosystem is not just expanding, it is mutating. From Android tap-to-pay trojans linked to Chinese cybercriminal groups to sophisticated AI-assisted malware campaigns, the digital threat landscape is becoming more layered and more strategic. Financial systems, supply chains, journalists, enterprise virtual environments, and even wearable technology ecosystems are now active battlegrounds.

Global Malware Intelligence Report: Android Banking Trojans, ATM Jackpotting Surge, and the Evolution of AI-Driven Cyber Threats +Β Video

A New Era of Cybercrime Is Quietly Accelerating The global malware ecosystem is not just expanding, it is mutating. From Android tap-to-pay trojans linked to…

22.02.2026 15:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Bitcoin miner MARA buys majority stake in AI data center firm Exaion MARA acquires a 64% stake in French computing infrastructure operator Exaion, expanding into AI and cloud services as Bitcoin miners pivot toward data center revenue.

Bitcoin miner MARA buys majority stake in AI data center firm Exaion

MARA acquires a 64% stake in French computing infrastructure operator Exaion, expanding into AI and cloud services as Bitcoin miners pivot toward data center revenue.
#btc #crypto #news

22.02.2026 15:11 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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DHS Wants a Single Search Engine to Flag Faces and Fingerprints Across Agencies Homeland Security aims to combine its face and fingerprint systems into one big biometric platformβ€”after dismantling centralized privacy reviews and key limits on face recognition.

β€œThe sheer scale and speed at which big tech is converging its biometric, data, and AI capabilities in direct support of expanding the government’s surveillance and deportation dragnet,” Migliozzi says, β€œis incredibly alarming and is a nightmare for civil rights and personal privacy.”

22.02.2026 18:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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SINCE JANUARY, our president has pocketed $1.4B
The New York is now blasting him for it in a rare joint piece…
"President Trump has never been a man to ask what he can do for his country,” they wrote.
β€œIn his 2d term, as in his 1st, he is instead testing the limits of what his country can do for him

20.02.2026 18:39 β€” πŸ‘ 42    πŸ” 37    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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Reporter: Hakeem Jeffries called you a wannabe king

Trump: Low IQ

Reporter: Why won’t you just work with Congress?

Trump: I don’t have to.

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A Message to MAGA morons....

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i’m becoming irrationally (rationally) angry that people think prince william is both sexy and somehow sexier than idris elba

20.05.2024 01:04 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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ROYAL FEUDS: Queen Camilla Angry with Prince William for Encroaching on King Charles’ Powers: REPORT King Charles against scandalous brother Prince Andrew; prodigal son Prince Harry against his heir-to-the-throne Prince William, against his father the King, against β€˜that woman’, his stepmother the Queen. The post ROYAL FEUDS: Queen Camilla Angry with Prince William for Encroaching on King Charles’ Powers: REPORT appeared first on The Gateway Pundit.

Gateway Pundit: ROYAL FEUDS: Queen Camilla Angry with Prince William for Encroaching on King Charles’ Powers: REPORT

12.08.2025 05:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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'Angry rows heard through palace walls' by royal staff as Charles and William go head to head - INBELLA Royal staff have on occasion heard angry words exchanged between Prince William and King Charles over the years, even through thick palace walls, an expert

β€˜Angry rows heard through palace walls’ by royal staff as Charles and William go head to head

https://www.inbella.com/1292520/angry-rows-heard-through-palace-walls-by-royal-staff-as-charles-and-william-go-head-to-head/

Royal staff have on occasion heard angry words exchanged between Prince …

27.09.2025 15:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

William is angry that he no longer controls Harry. He needs to calm down and focus on his family. H and M are not raising their children to be spoiled royal children. They probably don’t know that they are a prince and princess. A royal title will not determine Archie and Lili’s future.

21.10.2025 00:16 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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If you can’t survive in business without declaring bankruptcy six times, then you shouldn’t be in business.

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Tesla Robotaxis Reportedly Crashing at a Rate That's 4x Higher Than Humans The incidents bring the robotaxi service to a total of 14 crashes since launching last summer.

Tesla Robotaxis Reportedly Crashing at a Rate That’s 4x Higher Than Humans

The incidents bring the robotaxi service to a total of 14 crashes since launching last summer.

The new data raises concerns about how safe Tesla’s systems really are compared to the average driver.

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The Sunday Guardian headline: Big Tech Loses $1.3 Trillion in 2026 as AI Spending Fears Trigger Microsoft, Amazon, Nvidia Stock Plungeβ€”What’s Happening?
Follow-up says: Big Tech loses $1.3 trillion in 2026 as AI spending fears hit Microsoft, Amazon, Nvidia, Apple and Alphabet. Investors demand profit visibility. TSMC, Samsung, Walmart gain.
The article is written by Prakriti Parul and was last updated yesterday morning.

The Sunday Guardian headline: Big Tech Loses $1.3 Trillion in 2026 as AI Spending Fears Trigger Microsoft, Amazon, Nvidia Stock Plungeβ€”What’s Happening? Follow-up says: Big Tech loses $1.3 trillion in 2026 as AI spending fears hit Microsoft, Amazon, Nvidia, Apple and Alphabet. Investors demand profit visibility. TSMC, Samsung, Walmart gain. The article is written by Prakriti Parul and was last updated yesterday morning.

genAI is dying repost to make it die faster

18.02.2026 10:10 β€” πŸ‘ 7008    πŸ” 4150    πŸ’¬ 59    πŸ“Œ 170
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Thanks a lot, AI: Hard drives are already sold out for the entire year, says Western Digital AI companies have bought out Western Digital's storage capacity for 2026. It's only February.

Ban this shit.
mashable.com/article/ai-h...

17.02.2026 01:29 β€” πŸ‘ 75    πŸ” 25    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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Why an A.I. Video of Tom Cruise Battling Brad Pitt Spooked Hollywood A 15-second clip created by an artificial intelligence tool owned by the Chinese technology company ByteDance appears more cinematic than anything so far.

It took only a 15-second clip of Tom Cruise and Brad Pitt duking it out on a crumbling rooftop β€” made by A.I. with a two-sentence prompt and the click of a button β€” to draw swift outrage, and sizable fear, from Hollywood.

"It’s nothing short of terrifying," one scriptwriter said.

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