Ashhole 🧜🏼‍♀️

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This man has leaned into the mustache and whooo wee.. me too!

😍😍 @samthesoupgod.bsky.social

You simply cannot get your news from TikTok. I will immediately think you’re a word that’s really mean.

You cannot be using AI like this.

Most importantly you cannot forget that I’m a hater and I’ll never let one slide.

Man. I’ve become a bubble bursting friend. Like someone sends me a tiktok & I’m immediately “don’t send me TikTok’s hello.” Or an AI thing “don’t fucking send me AI” or something about extreme wealth “don’t do this. It’s not funny.”
It sucks. I’m sorry but also- stop giving them your $ and our water

Ernie (Sesame Street) wearing a straw hat. Surrounded by vegetables and rows of crops in the background. Caption reads: "Farmer Ernie says the only difference between a good meal and a good time is where you put the cucumber."

Soooo.. @samthesoupgod.bsky.social just informed me that I’m on my 5th personality since 4pm and I’m pissed. I mean he’s right but I was pretty sure that was the stuff we didn’t say out loud. 🤣🤣

ALL THE REMINDERS. FOR ME. FOR J. FOR G. IM LOSING IT.

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I just had 98 unread text messages. I clicked them all “read” and moved on with my night.

We had to get 2 new TVs yesterday. So that means that I’ve been scanning QR codes and logging into 10000 different apps all morning. And we haven’t even unboxed the second one. wtf lol

The amount of times I have to say “stop kicking each other” is making me insane 🤣

I mean I’ve accepted it lol sorry for the hope some people have. How embarrassing

It’s time we accept these people are dead inside and their souls aren’t going to be saved.

How tf do you sleep at night leaving dinner with parents and extended family who voted for this and still supports it. Just absolutely insane to me.

Yall should know my next cut off is friends on the “good guys” side who keep fucking around with these MAGAs. I fully accept that I cannot tell people how to live but there are consequences to keeping these monsters in your lives and I hope people feel shame forever.

It really is magic. 😍😍

Questions my 4 year old asked me this week:
- is Santa real
- does Santa have organs
- how did you get the babies to come out
- did you have to eat the babies to get them inside in the first place

When I tell you I got rocked this week.. whew I mean it 🤣🤣🤣

@samthesoupgod.bsky.social

TYFKT

Just looked at it- she was part of a group of politicians that went to visit Israel, and has consistently voted to fund Israel. Anyhow... I really liked what Talirico said on Colbert. I'm still vastly uneducated overall though, with literally 40 seconds of research so far.

The seat still exists. They just changed the district.

Kelly’s take is correct. Talarico is the choice to beat Cornyn.

One thing about me, I think Texans should represent Texans in the senate.

Im just so disappointed that I can’t be friendly in public. I can’t say good morning to someone without worry. I was raised in a town with 1300 people. Everyone said hi. It was normal. Now I’m in a town of 60k+ and I’m still not used to it.

I’ve had 2 pretty scary interactions with men the last 2 times I’ve been in public. Not even being dramatic. One had me on FaceTime with his friend. I’ve never had anything like that happen to me before. I don’t want to really get into details but stay safe out there.

Girl I got a 5 once and I was flabbergasted. I just put my phone down 🤣

I love it!

Night time movie is A Bug’s Life. This one is a hit here 🤣🤣

Since the doofus in the White House and those misogynistic hockey men were making fun of the women hockey team who also won the gold and have been significantly better than the men for a good while…

It’s a good time to remind menfolk it’s women who carry the gold load for the nation…

It’s so funny. I’m dying every night 🤣

Aunt Viv HOT
Uncle Phil HOT
Hilary SO HOT
Will HELLO HOT
Geoffrey HOT
Jazz HOT
Carlton HOT

I can’t believe I’m only just now obsessing here. I’m in S2. Can’t wait to finish.

I’ve been watching Fresh Prince and my god I’m so happy. This is moving up my list. It’s making me change all my lists tbh.