Pithy Party

Mariage Frères or Dammain also excellent

Don't mistake civility and precaution for friendliness. Europeans speak to Americans like young parents speak to their toddler: knowing full well that at any moment they might provoke a "cry-til-you-puke" hissy fit in public.

Is there a way to garnish legislators wages to cover SNAP benefits for their constituents?

Kudos to the cartoonist

And what is Iowa, an agricultural state, going to do about it? Let the parents pretend they're not hungry too? Point fingers while destroying resources that could be shared to avoid food insecurity? Is Iowa great yet?

And where we all park?

Sooo, I'm wondering what the parking situation will be for the new 999 pers. venue at Pennsylvania Ave? Will the front
lawn have a valet or just a box for cash envelopes?

Please say you didn't buy your inflatable costume on Amazon

Stop inviting Scott Jennings or mute his mic when he lies. Nobody needs to be put in harm's way with his hateful and deceiving manipulation.

It would be a pity to miss this opportunity

This is not a normal shutdown ... it would have given approval to tax cuts for billionaires, funded by cuts to vital services such as medicaid and medicare
Our government has not been running for months

Thank God they shun gender-afirming care such as botox, facial sculpting, makeup and the like 🤭

I hope the world gives Baltic Dan all the (bad) attention he merits

So the horse is an "illegal" too?

Family lore says leftover chicken broth in a recycled container, maliciously labeled "urine sample" remained in the parent's fridge for months

Someone should ask Grok who is on the Epstein client list : I bet the answer would be edifying

As are those who voted for them

Well then, by their own standards, if churches endorse or otherwise are involved in politics, they are "rendering to Caesar" and therefore are not "of God"

Mark 12:17 (NASB 1995)
And Jesus said to them, “Render to Caesar the things that are Caesar’s, and to God the things that are God’s.”

Happy 4th of July from the Oligarchy 🇺🇸

#TrumpsTrillionsTransfer

(H/T @evilpacofficial.bsky.social )

Spot on

Fourth of July 2025.

If Laura Loomer really had Trump's ear, it would be floating in formaldahyde

Someone please explain how there are nearly 90k FEWER prek-12 STUDENTS on this chart.
Are we killing students or just closing the schools🤔

Swear to God I read "flatulent" instead of fraudulent
Both apparently apply

Fleur d'Anus Eau de Toilette

🚨🚨The White House is pissed off about this ad so you know what to do, share it everywhere! ICE is disappearing people just because of the color of their skin! No Warrant! No Due Process! This is not who we are as Americans! #MAGAKidnappers want an all white America, fuck that‼️

TikTACO ⌚️⏰️⏱️⏲️🕰

So Tucker DOES know how to be a journalist, he just CHOOSES NOT TO when it is convenient for him🤔

They got the headline wrong. It should read "Brad Lander Kidnapped by ICE impersonators"

Trump would hate it if you shared this.