@lorazekim.bsky.social
Villainous, rude motherfucker, cancer warrior, grilled cheese connoisseur, GenX, seesaw champion, whiskey, FAFO, pill popper, trophy wife Pronouns: try/me #FuckCancer Some shit: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2hnlymg6sdllcl6dfkpzar7w/feed/aaak76ey34ym4
Sumpin’
08.03.2026 21:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Mmmhhhhhmmm
08.03.2026 21:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I like your enthusiasm
08.03.2026 21:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Right? 🤔🤔🤣🤣
08.03.2026 21:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Well it is Sunday
08.03.2026 21:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Right on
08.03.2026 21:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Ok that’s a big fat EWWWWWWWWW
08.03.2026 21:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0my anxiety is on multiple side quests
05.03.2026 17:50 — 👍 101 🔁 45 💬 0 📌 0Oven clock, we meet again.
08.03.2026 12:01 — 👍 888 🔁 188 💬 13 📌 9
Bought a different toothbrush.
I like it.
Guy who invented gravy: we need a fucking boat
23.02.2026 18:19 — 👍 471 🔁 73 💬 26 📌 2Your left or mine
08.03.2026 15:17 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
I’m not quite sure which line not to cross……
08.03.2026 15:05 — 👍 35 🔁 4 💬 8 📌 3
trying to follow my dreams
they took a bus somewhere
How quickly all my personalities come together to snatch you back in your place
06.03.2026 14:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
cop: know why I pulled you over?
me: *sliding off of elephant* zoo wants its elephant back?
cop: *nodding* the zoo wants its elephant back
Can I somehow instantly block any account that begins with "smol?"
01.03.2026 22:34 — 👍 17 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0
two dandelions entangled by their stems
c'mere✨
01.03.2026 14:32 — 👍 53 🔁 10 💬 0 📌 2woke up on the wrong side of the universe
26.01.2026 11:06 — 👍 110 🔁 43 💬 0 📌 3My miniature roses look on as I overwater the Keurig
01.03.2026 22:53 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0HELLO, THIS IS MY LANE. UNLESS I INVITE YOU OVER FOR A ROUSING GAME OF BUMPER CARS, PLEASE STAY IN YOUR OWN.
01.03.2026 22:52 — 👍 62 🔁 24 💬 0 📌 0
Or…🤣🤨🙄
No contacts in
*packs up, moves to pizza sky
28.02.2026 20:20 — 👍 54 🔁 9 💬 3 📌 2you could sit right here and make a memory with me if you want to
28.02.2026 18:54 — 👍 42 🔁 14 💬 4 📌 0Some of you people are the absolute worst.
28.02.2026 19:45 — 👍 120 🔁 12 💬 31 📌 0When he tells you to calm down but you haven’t crashed out yet
28.02.2026 23:31 — 👍 6 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0They sure don't make nostalgia like they used to. 🤔
28.02.2026 09:48 — 👍 21 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 0
Husbands Best Friend: Hey. I’ve been seeing someone
Me: in real life it hallucinations
