Vince

Too many iron golems.

No image can do justice to the number of iron golems my son created. Unfortunately, Googling ‘killing iron golems to save our realm’ did not yield a solution.

I can’t sleep. Time to buy used books on Facebook Marketplace and clean my office.

New Warhammer drip just dropped. When your armor saves you and smells like plumeria. #UHawaii

Posting after a few late night tacos and White Claws is not recommended.

I’m convinced these Christmas cakes are AI. Good try, nerds.

Came on here to post my usual gripe but I forgot what I was going to type.

Sweating John Candy in a gray suit.

Sweating John Candy in a black suit.

I’ve decided my new clothing style is going to be sweaty John Candy from this totally non-controversial film.

It was more a ChatGPT joke. 😔

Even if there was a speck of good faith, dummies can’t fully “do their own research” when science is paywalled.

I guess massive news events mean Facebook gets to push bullshit influencers on your timeline at will? I’ve never blocked so many accounts as I have today. I seldom login to that site and it’s bananas.

I don’t ever drink coffee in the morning, but I started today. I got so many things done.

I went to Vegas at the end of July, and if that’s what people and data call ‘empty,’ I don’t want to know what busy looks like. Tacos El Gordo was legit, btw.

Only if you can trick @shambibble.com to be on it.

I hate podcasts so much.

You think the dumb-dumbs that need to learn what an emolument is are going to look it up? They probably can’t even read.

Still waiting.

I feel like we are experiencing a social recession. We’re going back to the racial and discriminatory problems of the late 20th century. I only hope we don’t sink into a social depression and…well I don’t want to think of the horrors in that scenario.

With Powell being 47’s new Fauci, I’m dreadfully right…again.

Of course, my mom was the doctor.

After continued tariff reversals, I know now that 47 is just Ted Jones from Pineapple Express and Latinos for Trump is Lady Cop. “Do you have any idea how weak you just made us look.”

I was going to have an elaborate backstory about her being my babysitter, but I can’t go through with it.

Which one is the “I’ve Met” imposter?

1) Stephen Hawking
2) James D. Watson
3) Peter Weller
4) Karl Urban
5) Selena

I’m guessing KB.

I’m going to coin the term: fiscal pandemic.

I signed on just to say this.

I read this and was going to send it to you. Then I realize you posted it.

Seeing the “boomerang” video effect on social media posts is off putting.

Someone, please tell me some good news.

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