@michaelichael.bsky.social
At some point of nearly every day, I think about Annabelle and today I'm thinking about when she got yassified by Monster High and the ramifications therein
16.12.2025 01:37 — 👍 7 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0Friends with benefits? Like what, 401k? Dental?
21.11.2025 13:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0(To the tune of Shakira’s “She-Wolf”)
🎶There’s a tapeworm in my stomach🎶
My Big Fast Furious Wedding
03.05.2025 03:24 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0🎶It’s you, hi
You’re the problem, it’s you🎶
Speculum??? I hardly know ‘im!
08.11.2023 19:52 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0ANNIE: I’m poor as a mouse!
WARBUCKS: I’m richer than Midas!
ANNIE: We’re floating on air!
WARBUCKS: I’ve got gingivitis!
🎶I said maybeeeee you’re gonna be the one that saves meeeee, ‘cause after aaaaaaaall, you’re my Thunderbaaaaall🎶
21.10.2023 17:10 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Stitchfix™️ helped me pick the most boring outfit I’ve ever worn. Thanks, Stitchfix™️!
18.10.2023 15:07 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
First of all, I thought Piper Laurie died 20 years ago. Second of all, RIP Piper Laurie, a truly singular talent who starred in some of my all-time faves, and who I’ve apparently been missing out on for 20 years.
15.10.2023 12:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur’s Boudoir
13.10.2023 16:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The way I am about the director’s cut of “Little Shop of Horrors” is the way straight guys are about the Snyder Cut of “Justice League” (insufferable)
20.09.2023 18:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0So, uh…. I guess this is my Tw*tter now?
09.09.2023 15:51 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
