Bree Schmidt

Actually, seeing a man of color, getting scared, and calling The Police, is pretty typical racist behavior

I love it when people don’t realize you show up on “suggested friends” on FB when you creep on someone’s profile and you’re not already friends

Calling it now: Trump is making women into the scapegoat in his “autism epidemic.” This is going to end with more legislation restricting women’s bodily autonomy.

nothing casually says bleak like klarna at the hospital gift shop

[I type “I’m sorry” on a typewriter]
“Holy shit my typewriter apologized!”

I use Wix for my shop, but they won’t pay me because I sell “restricted items,” (I sell stickers?) & won’t tell me what listings are the issue(s). Anyone have any recommendations for other platforms? I own my domain.

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lol you’ve got an AI girlfriend?? ur putting techbros in charge of your relationship??? ok buddy lmfao ok champ

Ma’am. MA’AM.

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I’ve been doing an art lately, focusing on ICE. Idk if anyone is interested, but here.

Oof, that boycott is hitting y’all hard, huh Target?

The uniforms they make us wear in the autism camps better not be itchy or have weird tags in them.

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I couldn't not make this. Couldn't. But I hope he doesn't try to meet me after this...

Mans is functionally illiterate. There’s no way he could write a whole college paper.

That’s the soda shop where dude told Goldie Wilson “a colored mayor, that’ll be the day”

In case you were wondering how stupid you have to be to work for Sarah Sanders, here’s your answer.

Please boycott my country and tell US airlines that you won’t waste money on a ticket to nowhere. Make the airlines lobby the administration to end this fascist madness. They will scream loudly when their lucrative international revenue dries up.

You starting with your own haircut?

Be sure to leave out a knife and a Hot-N-Ready pizza before bed tonight so all our Ides of March dreams come true tomorrow.

Just gals being palentines.

I'm sorry but they're gutting the Dept of Education, rolling out plans for mass deportations--including sending migrants to Guantanamo--dismantling the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau and the NLRB, and the Atlantic's first issue of the Trump era is "How Progressives Froze the American Dream"?

This might be the most nakedly corrupt document I’ve seen on DOJ letterhead — and I wrote a history of Watergate!

The Venn diagram of people who feel the need to be loud about how much they hated Kendrick’s halftime set and people who got room-temperature grades in high school English and US history is a single circle.

Can anyone from New Orleans tell me what the protocol for next Mardi Gras is if the king cake either didn’t have a baby in it or the baby it did have in it was really small and someone probably almost definitely accidentally ate it?

“And then she said: if you don’t unfreeze funding, thousands of babies could die!”