BlondLoki

do you have any idea how hard it is to be bisexual? every day i have to call myself gay because it makes the punchline funnier,

Umm, don't walk in the bike lane 😅

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I live 40 mins outside of Copenhagen haha

You're going this weekend? It'll be down to -8 and might be windy

Bring warm clothes and don't eat at Nyhavn

Achievement list: "Citizen - buy a house, Married - get married, Dragon Soul - absorb a dragon soul"

men only want 3 things

Retail! This house isn't gonna build itself 🙂‍↕️ you?

Don’t forget to objectify your friends today!

How much more can she take?

They want me to actually do my job today

Lady Gaga at the halftime show:

Americans will live tweet any events positive or negative in my experience lol, me saying that out loud is not a dunk it's just an observation

If you think I'm dunking on anyone that's on you lol, I just made an observation that I dont see the same behaviour from people from other countries in general

One thing about Americans, they love live tweeting events that happen in their country

Thinking of her today

Happy birthday! 💪

if someone irl found my account id just be like oh no i guess the cat is out of the bag about my fat hog

The hamburglar

Went on a date to an escape room last night. Found a bobby pin under a desk tidy and so naturally picked a lock in the adjacent wall and moved into the next room.

The woman from the place came in and shouted at me because that was apparently not what was supposed to happen.

Priests: I call upon the Light to heal my allies!

Evokers: I can rewind time itself to heal my allies!

Shamans:

Idk I think that might just be your algorithm

Are streamers legally obligated to mention when someone uses a prime sub specifically or do they all just do that for fun?

Whoopsie

Me, naked

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I love WoW but as someone who has never used combat add-ons and did just fine, the cooldown manager and boss icons and status bars and everything is complete information overload

What a lovely smile x

Yes :)