do you have any idea how hard it is to be bisexual? every day i have to call myself gay because it makes the punchline funnier,
05.11.2025 01:15 β π 118 π 23 π¬ 2 π 0@blondloki.bsky.social
I love the gym, reading, men, and video games π³οΈβππ©π°
do you have any idea how hard it is to be bisexual? every day i have to call myself gay because it makes the punchline funnier,
05.11.2025 01:15 β π 118 π 23 π¬ 2 π 0Umm, don't walk in the bike lane π
13.02.2026 16:50 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Posted without comment.
13.02.2026 14:00 β π 27 π 5 π¬ 0 π 0I live 40 mins outside of Copenhagen haha
13.02.2026 15:11 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0You're going this weekend? It'll be down to -8 and might be windy
13.02.2026 14:18 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Bring warm clothes and don't eat at Nyhavn
13.02.2026 12:33 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Achievement list: "Citizen - buy a house, Married - get married, Dragon Soul - absorb a dragon soul"
men only want 3 things
06.01.2026 22:38 β π 133 π 31 π¬ 2 π 3Retail! This house isn't gonna build itself πββοΈ you?
12.02.2026 19:59 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Donβt forget to objectify your friends today!
12.02.2026 17:47 β π 211 π 30 π¬ 9 π 10How much more can she take?
They want me to actually do my job today
11.02.2026 11:48 β π 51 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Lady Gaga at the halftime show:
09.02.2026 03:50 β π 186 π 38 π¬ 0 π 2Americans will live tweet any events positive or negative in my experience lol, me saying that out loud is not a dunk it's just an observation
09.02.2026 13:23 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0If you think I'm dunking on anyone that's on you lol, I just made an observation that I dont see the same behaviour from people from other countries in general
09.02.2026 13:22 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0One thing about Americans, they love live tweeting events that happen in their country
09.02.2026 09:12 β π 25 π 0 π¬ 4 π 0Thinking of her today
08.02.2026 20:53 β π 247 π 47 π¬ 1 π 3Happy birthday! πͺ
05.02.2026 07:36 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0if someone irl found my account id just be like oh no i guess the cat is out of the bag about my fat hog
28.01.2026 18:30 β π 156 π 11 π¬ 4 π 0The hamburglar
Went on a date to an escape room last night. Found a bobby pin under a desk tidy and so naturally picked a lock in the adjacent wall and moved into the next room.
The woman from the place came in and shouted at me because that was apparently not what was supposed to happen.
Priests: I call upon the Light to heal my allies!
Evokers: I can rewind time itself to heal my allies!
Shamans:
Idk I think that might just be your algorithm
30.01.2026 14:56 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Are streamers legally obligated to mention when someone uses a prime sub specifically or do they all just do that for fun?
28.01.2026 14:43 β π 8 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0Whoopsie
28.01.2026 08:53 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Me, naked
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27.01.2026 17:47 β π 412 π 4 π¬ 13 π 0I love WoW but as someone who has never used combat add-ons and did just fine, the cooldown manager and boss icons and status bars and everything is complete information overload
27.01.2026 12:35 β π 12 π 0 π¬ 3 π 0What a lovely smile x
22.01.2026 21:03 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Yes :)
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