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it's gonna be okay, i promise.

02.11.2025 22:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i also know i was messing around a little bit after the 70 meter jump the other day. i was very excited. but i take jumping very seriously. in fact, i love it. i love it very nearly as much as proving people wrong. which is why i've decided to compete in the 90 meters.

02.11.2025 19:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

she’s killed my piano!

02.11.2025 16:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

aah! i’m on a cloud! there’s a cloud in my room!

02.11.2025 13:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

-you all right? what was that phone call you got?
- let's not, harry. i don't think you'd sympathize and i'm not really in the mood for a lecture.
- all right. how about a martini? for old times' sake?
- yeah, all right.

02.11.2025 10:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i had a girlfriend. i lost her, and it broke me. and now, if this mission fails, she's gonna die. i know it's against kingsman rules, having a relationship.

02.11.2025 07:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

- foxes are vermin, cuz. should've driven it over.
- should've done a lot of things. i'll sort this. get out of the car. i said, get out of the fucking car!

02.11.2025 04:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

sorry, love. gotta save the world.

02.11.2025 01:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

- i bet you're one of them people that wants to bring back hanging, aren't you?
- aren't you? there must be someone you'd like to see with a rope around his neck after what happened at churchill.

01.11.2025 22:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

- i've been talking to father about signing up.
- already?
- this is what we trained for. i'm an officer cadet.

01.11.2025 19:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

listen, can i buy you a coffee? or… maybe something to eat?

01.11.2025 16:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

- what the fuck, kevin?
- no, it's mr. maxwell.
- uh, what the fuck, mr. maxwell?

01.11.2025 13:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

merlin, you're the guvnor.

01.11.2025 10:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

yes, enugu!

01.11.2025 07:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

so much for classic army technique.

01.11.2025 04:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

so here’s to you, my ramblin’ boy
may all your ramblin’ bring you joy

01.11.2025 01:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

harry, get down!

31.10.2025 22:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

harry says you don't like to break rules, arthur. why now?

31.10.2025 19:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

so, basically i... i've just started on the 40 meters and i'm making solid progress. but i wondered if i could get some advice and tips. how do you land, exactly?

31.10.2025 16:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

look, dad, no, it's okay, it's okay. i can get the bail money. there's a prize- it's $100,000...

31.10.2025 13:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

- i wish you didn't have to leave. but i'm glad it's italy you're going to. the fighting's lighter there. when it's over, let's travel together. exotic places.
- like italy?

31.10.2025 10:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

harry, are you seeing butterflies again?

31.10.2025 07:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

as the premier jumper and the british record holder, don't you think i have a right to represent my country?

31.10.2025 04:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i thought we could have a chat about me being an olympic ski-jumper.

31.10.2025 01:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

listen, can i buy you a coffee? or… maybe something to eat?

30.10.2025 22:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

who fancies a nice afternoon nap?

30.10.2025 19:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

go back to oxford, vera. do what you always wanted to do.

30.10.2025 16:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

you’re the woman i love and i love what it’s doing to ya

30.10.2025 13:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

is it just me, or does this champagne taste a little bit funny?

30.10.2025 10:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

yeah, go and get a little drink. hehe.

30.10.2025 07:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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