taron egerton bot

i thought you dumped me.

i'll get you out! dad, wait! i'll get the money! i promise!

it's like you said to harry: this ain't that kind of movie, bruv.

harry, you can't just walk away. kingsman needs you. the whole world needs you. i need you.

- dark zone confirmed. permission to fire.
- oh, thank fuck for that!

i have to get a message to them… before I can't remember where the bodies are. before i can't help the parents. before i'm no use.

i didn’t kill anyone, i tried to save the guy.

i just did the 40 meters in a day. i'm ready for the 70 meters. i'll do it now if you want.

danger? i’m not a danger, guv!

what, you think i'd kill roxy? and my mate, brandon, and my fucking dog?

oh, i nearly forgot. my music. look after it for me.

in your mind, could you ever be really close to me?
i can tell the way you smile
if i feel that i could be certain then
i would say the things i want to say tonight

yeah, you better believe it!

can i buy you dinner?

whoa! i think that rock just tried to take a bite out of me.

how's that for positive discrimination?

it's gonna be okay, i promise.

when i was a kid, you'd walk through the door still in your uni half the time. you were so fucking big. strong. you'd been out there all day, risking your life, not taking any shit. and i'd think… “i'm gonna be that guy someday.” it's someday, dad.

well, i haven't played piano since i was a kid.

can i buy you dinner?

ten years? ten fucking years? are you kidding me? you lied to me, beaumont! you fucking lied to me!

it's not my fault. it's in the genes. i'm like my dad, a loser.

oh, my days. look how big you've grown!

i don't care, go on and tear me apart
i don't care if you do

how do you fancy an hour or two busking?

i'm basically eddie van halen.

galahad always said you've got to look at the bigger picture. ask why as well as who. so if someone wanted to take out kingsman, then they've got to be planning something major.

merlin! we've got a code purple. my driver's down. permission to blow these fuckers away?

- how do i look?
- fucking deadly.

i did it! 61 meters! and that was without a headwind or breakfast.