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This looks absolutely amazing omfg

Every time I see this man speak it feels like a sunbeam: a sentence I never expected to say about anyone in politics (or, like. generally)

completely outside of politics, this is so charming

BREAKING: House forms a subcommittee to determine what the heck socialism means because nobody there knows

It's a quiet yet influential culture; if I had a dollar for every time I found out that a favorite entertainer or cultural figure was Canadian I'd be able to treat myself to a nice meal

Why McDonald’s is losing low-income customers The struggle of the Golden Arches in — long synonymous with cheap food for the masses — reflects a larger trend upending the consumer economy and makes "afforda...

"Canadian standard of living has stagnated!" meanwhile in America

www.dallasnews.com/food/restaur...

I can only imagine being Canadian feels a bit like living next to a frat house that's always throwing ragers and getting the cops called on them and dumping trash in the front yard

and then every once in a while they complains that Canada's lawn is over 4 inches and in violation of HOA

BREAKING: Meddling foreigner tells Canadians their problems stem entirely from meddling foreigners

Marchers with sign : “MARCH WASHINGTON FOR JOBS & FREEDOM WED. AUG 28”

Marchers with signs for ending police brutality, for voting rights, for jobs.

Marchers with signs “uaw says end segregated schools,” “UAW says before we’ll be a slave we’ll be buried in our grave”

Marchers with sign: UAW [obscured] Council “there is no halfway house on the road to freedom” Walter Reuther, UAW president

Here are pics from the web showing the combined race-class focus & the pivotal role of labor unions in organizing.

This the model we need to rebuild.

ICE agents in Queens, New York break down a bedroom door and point guns at a mother & her four US citizen children

They dragged the mother out by her hair while yelling at the kids to “put your hands up, stupid!”

This is tyranny

These kids are traumatized

It was warrantless and no ID was shown.

Historians are calling it the Time of the Corncob. In which every great power simultaneously corncobbed itself

Elon Musk Could 'Drink Piss Better Than Any Human in History,' Grok Says Grok has been reprogrammed to say Musk is better than everyone at everything, including blowjobs, piss drinking, playing quarterback, conquering Europe, etc.

glad that's settled

www.404media.co/elon-musk-co...

This feels extremely goddamn accurate

Perhaps my favorite T-shirt ever, worn by a lad from New Jersey, simply featured an outline of the state and the text "New Jersey: better than lots of other states" and I respect a state that does not particularly need or want approval from anyone

New Jerseans who lost their shit and blocked me for this take: 0

Staten Islanders who lost their shit and blocked me for a similar Staten Island take: 2

Winner: New Jersey

This is incredible. Oh my god

This is so good and so compassionate and so profoundly correct

Notes on Your American Canto Draft I read it. Everyone deserves a good editor, even people who don’t get one. Olivia, Thank you so much for this. I’m impressed with the scope of your ambition...

Ok, however much you've thought about this Nuzzi business, I promise I've thought about it more.

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A very dorky teenager holding a katana Text: When You were partying The classics sex Language of metaphor I studied When you were having premarital I mastered While you wasted your days at the gym in pursuit of vanity I cultivated Syntax and verse And now that the world is on fire and the barbarians are at the gate you have the audacity to come to me for help?

I'm reminded of the James Baldwin quote:

"I love America more than any other country in the world and, exactly for this reason, I insist on the right to criticize her perpetually"

Some peoples love of country is based in nostalgia for the past. Mine is faith in the future.

Extremely normal things are happening in America

80s made-for-TV movies could NEVER

I'm sorry, are we entering an era where the Infernal Algorithm can be defeated by the power of poetry? Do I have that right?

Because if so, my depression is officially cured

> To maintain safety, no operational details are included in this manuscript; instead we provide the following sanitized structural proxy

Oh fuck off I want to read the adversarial poetry

A Trump supporter started murdering his way through an assassination list of Democratic law makers FIVE MONTHS AGO. He murdered my colleague Melissa Hortman, and her husband Mark — and attempted to assassinate my dear friend John Hoffman and his wife Yvette. I was also on the hit list. WTF

Is it easier to get around inside Jersey itself, or is it equally difficult as coming in from outside? Because genuinely I don't know how anyone handles it

Extremely belated compliments on this comic, which is going into The Folder

NJT is run by literal demons and the jughandles were designed by Satan Himself, there might be great things in your state but how anyone get there is a goddamn mystery

I did not move to NYC to Go Places. I moved here to never leave while insisting it's the best and only city on earth

Certainly New Jersey Dept of Transportation does everything in their power to convince people not to go to Jersey. Lord's work tbh

It should be illegal to make me go to New Jersey