Laura Jedeed

Bitch's social media team is ✨coping✨

This is what heroin must feel like

We all know Kristi Noem getting shitcanned doesn't actually solve anything, we know, but it's still awesome that she's having a bad day, let people enjoy this moment

Omg omg omg omg omg

This is amazing; am watching on C-SPAN3. If she had a staff member who liked her, that person would've walked up to her 15 minutes ago to whisper in her ear to get out of there.

But no one is protecting her. Any one of these attendees can break the news to her on live tv.

It's a little bit of a party. A tiny moment of disco

Donald J. Trump @realDonald Trump I am pleased to announce that the Highly Respected United States Senator from the Great State of Oklahoma, Markwayne Mullin, will become the United States Secretary of Homeland Security (DHS), effective March 31, 2026. The current Secretary, Kristi Noem, who has served us well, and has had numerous and spectacular results (especially on the Border!), will be moving to be Special Envoy for The Shield of the Americas, our new Security Initiative in the Western Hemisphere we are announcing on Saturday in Doral, Florida. I thank Kristi for her service at "Homeland

(Oops never mind, I guess he gave her a fig leaf and some consolation prize position)

Corey better get to suckin’ ole Mullin soon 🔜

Almost certainly, and yet I observe they fired her instead of allowing her to resign in dignity

Might be more like OAN or RAV

South Park still frame with Kristi Noem's face melting off

BREAKING: Kristi Noem's face escapes containment and slithers to the East Wing, perishes in tragic jackhammer accident

BREAKING: Donald Trump takes Kristi Noem to the rock quarry

Trump Administration Live Updates: President Ousts Noem as Homeland Security Secretary

Ding Dong motherfuckers

Ok so you do agree with me that people didn't force you to use the Internet or tell you that you'd fail if you didn't use it. We're remembering the same thing

Hopefully not the one you're on

Not sure I've ever blocked an AI booster, but I've been blocked by plenty of them. I'm on block lists even

I maintain that the public was authentically excited about the Internet in ways they aren't about AI, probably because no one forced them to use the Internet

Got my first smartphone in 2011, WAY later than EVERYONE I knew, and got zero shit for it. Everyone was too busy playing Angry Birds or whatever to worry about what kind of phone I had in my pocket

Old enough to remember the advent of social media also, I held out on Facebook until 2011 and no one was like "wow you're gonna get left behind lmao, enjoy being poor" they were like "well it would be a lot easier to stay in touch if you just got on FB but whatever"

Holy shit this is what that Ryan guy looks like? People, you can't be listening to a guy who goes to his barber and asks for the Rod Blagojevich. Have some self respect. He clearly doesn't.

I'm old enough to remember the advent of the Internet and people weren't like "well this is the future so you'd better get used to it bucko" they were like "omg this is so cool look at this Geocities website. Here's my AIM. a/s/l?"

Anyway congrats on the Tate logic

This reminds me of the time when Aidan Ross asked Andrew Tate if he's afraid of death and Tate was like "I don't think I can die. I've never died before, so there's no evidence suggesting that I'll die in the future"

Honestly one of his funnier moments

Oh this is FASCINATING

(thank you)

Incidentally, and this is neither here nor there, but someone told me the other day that I was the most anti-AI person they know and I've been riding that high ever since

"I sat down with the cards and asked for The Universe's views on foreign entanglements and military action. Here's what they said:" would immediately set off alarm bells that AI bullshit simply doesn't for way too many people

(ok yes some woo is not honest and a lot of it pretends to be scientific in ways very similar to AI and there's a crossover between these two things for a reason, but very few tarot readers or astrologers are walking around being like "this is SCIENCE")

That's a very fair point

Woo is honest. Woo doesn't pretend to be scientific. When Chani sends me an astrological interpretation of the Iran war no one is confused into thinking it's hard news

If nothing else, AI psychosis makes me feel a lot more justified in my belief in tarot. That's archetypes motherfucker, that's states of being that persist across time and cultures

I'd rather light some candles and pour over cards than talk to an autocorrect machine pretending to be a President

I just heard the new Bruno Mars song "Why You Wanna Fight?" and I literally cannot stop thinking about this post

Say what you want about seances, at least they involved artistry and a sense of awe