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Robert

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You have no idea the trauma Ben Stiller’s make a wish project endured at the jaws of that doodle

27.02.2026 00:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You’re now going to be blocked and reported for abuse 🀣

26.02.2026 14:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

With Steve we’re a trio

17.02.2026 01:16 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

How dare you not hate this signing

08.02.2026 23:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ‘ΏNBA VILLAIN RANKINGS🚫 (ALL-TIME)

1. Bill Laimbeer (Bad Boy)
2. Dennis Rodman (Dennis Rodman)
3. Draymond Green (poopy brain)
4. Giannis Antetokounmpo (held up NBA trade season)
5. Javaris Crittenton (murder)

22.01.2026 22:59 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Traded to the Celtics for a bag of old Perk jerseys sadly

12.12.2025 13:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
05.12.2024 18:56 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Get used to it city of Detroit, that’s the first beat down your teams are getting this week at the hands of a Wisconsin team

04.12.2024 02:41 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

1 game over 500, whew feels like 2005

01.12.2024 03:31 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bucks win, no packers stress tomorrow. 🫑

01.12.2024 03:29 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Spent a month in Nebraska this week

30.11.2024 03:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I swear I can pick literally any deck in PTCG and it will match me with someone running the perfect counter

28.11.2024 04:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Rest in piss Heat

27.11.2024 02:59 β€” πŸ‘ 27    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fiserv should bring back the blimp

24.11.2024 02:18 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Getting blocked by Bobby is an automatic trip to the G League

24.11.2024 01:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Was begging for the pass to go to Prince on the break and instead it goes to Robby Portis, chaos ensued

24.11.2024 01:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Back in the forum

24.11.2024 01:19 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Contemplating driving 2 hours to piss on Indiana soil

23.11.2024 03:20 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Rest in that river of piss rolling through your city Chicago

21.11.2024 02:58 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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A love note to Torrey Craig

21.11.2024 02:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

3rd quarter is gonna be awesome

21.11.2024 01:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Last thing you want is a foul here and Ajax is a walking foul

19.11.2024 03:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The NBA is the only league where players complaining will influence the refs. Nothing to review here but because Fred Van Vleet complained we need to waste 30 seconds

19.11.2024 03:15 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I respect Bud’s philosophy of holding the challenge to the very end

19.11.2024 02:44 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Brook from Oshabawanatowoc

19.11.2024 02:03 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He’s been their best free agent signing by a mile

19.11.2024 01:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Damian Lillard still has not cleared concussion protocol

19.11.2024 01:17 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Never a doubt

17.11.2024 20:58 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Feeling like we need the turnover to keep them from at least kicking the FG

17.11.2024 20:47 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0