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Leftist poly cyborg queerdo with a side of feral muppet. Fashion, makeup, Polaroids, anarchy. They/them.

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Why do so many dudes think that threesomes will fix their marriages/relationships?

08.09.2025 16:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

#TedLasso is the wholesomeness I need right now.

26.07.2025 14:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Felt good today. 💛

18.07.2025 18:30 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Rabid RFK Jr. Bites Foreign Dignitary WASHINGTON—In what may be their first apology issued for the behavior of a Cabinet member, White House officials reportedly apologized to a foreign dignitary Tuesday after the man was bitten by a rabi...

Rabid RFK Jr. Bites Foreign Dignitary

18.07.2025 15:00 — 👍 5675    🔁 785    💬 141    📌 54

I’m one of the whitest people I know, but even I
1) wouldn’t cheat and
2) get caught on a #Coldplay concert’s kiss cam.

18.07.2025 16:01 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You ever just cry in your room while listening to Third Eye Blind’s "God of Wine”?

16.07.2025 16:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m still here, lol.

13.07.2025 17:52 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Am I wearing this dress, or is the dress wearing me? 🤔

#ootd

03.07.2025 18:41 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Y’all know Venom is a freak.

02.07.2025 16:48 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If he wipes.

29.06.2025 19:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

JD Vance looks like he drags his ass on the ground to wipe it.

29.06.2025 19:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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@cassidyb.bsky.social challenged me to draw a #goomba from memory, and out came this grumpy dingleberry.

29.06.2025 19:26 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I see a lot of cishet white dudes writing ”no drama" on their #dating profiles.

Cowards.

27.06.2025 19:30 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Talking about #monsterfucking on my poly discord. Just another Friday afternoon.

27.06.2025 19:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Happy Friday!

27.06.2025 18:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You’re pretty extra…EXTRAORDINARY. 💘

27.06.2025 12:59 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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🍓 #OOTD

26.06.2025 16:53 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

People’s actions matter.

26.06.2025 15:39 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Got in my head, and it’s hard to get out.

25.06.2025 20:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Barely 7 am, and my head is heavy. These are weird and scary times.

23.06.2025 11:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Happy Pride 🏳️‍🌈

#ootd #truckercore

22.06.2025 14:52 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Jessy | Substack Silly plus-sized NB (they/them) queerdo goblin, with a side of feral muppet. Writing about the threads that make up my tapestry of a life: spirituality, polyamory, job hunting, whatever.

Anyone else on #substack?

18.06.2025 13:39 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

A girl just flirted with me, help.
#gaypanic

17.06.2025 13:34 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Would anyone be interested if I wrote a blog about #dating faux pas that I commonly see?

17.06.2025 12:41 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Listening to #RageAgainstTheMachine while drinking peppermint tea from my sloth mug.

17.06.2025 10:15 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

For those of us who are disabled or prohibited from protesting for any reason, here are ways we can help.

I can’t take a service dog to a protest, it’s unsafe for him but also for others around us.

I can do some of these.

14.06.2025 15:07 — 👍 441    🔁 235    💬 3    📌 4
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Interview today.

#ootd

12.06.2025 15:11 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I’m now at that age where people say that I don’t look my age.

12.06.2025 13:15 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I wonder if sitting in the car to scroll the phone is a popular pastime in every country.
🤔

12.06.2025 13:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

New #SabrinaCarpenter album cover has people feeling some kind of way.

12.06.2025 10:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0