Hey @brianphillips.bsky.social
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Hey @brianphillips.bsky.social
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Guess who didn’t anticipate it being “a long way to go”?
01.03.2026 01:42 — 👍 18 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Chuck Schumer retire bitch
28.02.2026 20:12 — 👍 36 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0It’s always preferable to watch game broadcasts on mute. Parachuting in for MAYBE a week to learn both teams and spewing half-baked nonsense.
28.02.2026 18:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0He looked much different as a Padre 🤔
28.02.2026 18:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
28.02.2026 18:33 —
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That’s a glass at the back of grandma’s shelf
28.02.2026 17:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Tom Brady: “I crap bigger than him”
27.02.2026 19:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
26.02.2026 19:29 —
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I want to die.
26.02.2026 19:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Matt Stinchcomb saying Brock Taylor “looks like he rode his bike to the game” when he came out in his shorts during Auburn-Vandy broadcast still a great moment from last season.
26.02.2026 18:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“Take that shit back to Pittsburgh. We hate you.” - Baltimore, clearly
26.02.2026 18:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Classic Naperville Man hijinks
26.02.2026 18:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Among all the other horrible things about this, add unnecessarily creating a generation of kids who will grow up hating everything about our country.
26.02.2026 16:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0But every single other person in that movie except the clubhouse attendant
25.02.2026 22:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
“At the end of the academic year”
No hurry, I guess
For the “I only get my news from the Babylon Bee” crowd
25.02.2026 15:13 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0“The weave” my ass
24.02.2026 20:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Three yards and a cloud of dust is back on the menu, boys!
23.02.2026 19:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Great stuff, Alex. Thank you
23.02.2026 19:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0They’ve made it pretty apparent they don’t care about public support. For anything.
23.02.2026 18:22 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0And the miracle redirection *away* from the net…insane
23.02.2026 16:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My family could not be with my father in law when he died in the hospital, nor have a funeral.
23.02.2026 16:46 — 👍 21 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Nick Saban: Mediocre people hate high achievers, and high achievers hate mediocre people
22.02.2026 19:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
*checks final score *
Ah yes, just as I thought
Well now that you said it out loud it’s gonna be a helluva lot faster than a year from now…
21.02.2026 21:40 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0*screams in frustrated Oriole*
21.02.2026 14:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Decision by terrible liberal activist judges, amirite?
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