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@evanescence.bsky.social

no relation to the band. philadelphia union enjoyer. liverpool. eagles. phillies. weird jazz/dub/downtempo liker. ‘92

228 Followers  |  147 Following  |  822 Posts  |  Joined: 07.07.2023
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I should get tattoos of the eastern state penitentiary Halloween gargoyles on my body #thoughts #thinking

01.03.2026 04:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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it's five by five friday

27.02.2026 14:06 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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LOGGING ON

26.02.2026 13:59 — 👍 4372    🔁 1298    💬 1    📌 28
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zero qualms with criticism and action towards lootboxes but this stands out as particularly [dismissive j/o hand motion]

26.02.2026 01:15 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

unironically in warm weather, espresso mixed with cola is delicious. esp with a wedge of lime and some bitters on top.

25.02.2026 13:56 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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23.02.2026 21:53 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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friend made a snow bong and posted about it so I had to one up them

23.02.2026 19:10 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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well good morning

23.02.2026 12:18 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

deleted that because I had to go and fix the incorrect metadata

23.02.2026 12:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Nor I. I just got up and checked, it seems like both auth and replicas since at least '23? '24? are both labeled slim fit even tho replicas (in this case the xv kit) are way looser/relaxed than auths.

22.02.2026 18:46 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I think they just say that arbitrarily a lot of the time, gotta just be able to check for the extra details/lack thereof to figure if it’s auth or not (sleeve trim, collar details, etc)

22.02.2026 18:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Replicas def pop up, the simpsons clouds & the '22 stripe especially. Def just a resource to keep in the back pocket.

22.02.2026 18:37 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I've had pretty decent luck with finding deals on eBay, union kits aren't really popular enough to fake & you can set up email alerts to strings like "philadelphia union jersey" or "kit" etc.

Some of the outlet stores like Ross/Burlington will sometimes have out of season kits but very YMMV.

22.02.2026 18:29 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Transcending: A Conversation with Sam Morrison and Bill Laswell on ‘Cosmic Trip’ - PostGenre After being rediscovered at Newport in 1955, Miles Davis spent the next twenty years revolutionizing music. With the First Great Quintet, chordal structures were pulled apart into broader modes. Works...

A conversation with Bill Laswell and Sam Morrison @modreloaded.bsky.social postgenre.org/sam-morrison...

21.02.2026 12:48 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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an older man in a red plaid shirt sits in a chair ALT: an older man in a red plaid shirt sits in a chair

sora: so that’s our story. have you seen those people in black cloaks?

frasier: i can’t say i have… but i’d be happy to bring you to the radio station

martin: i’m surprised niles and frasier aren’t in this organization you’re talking about. they love being in clubs— and they’re already nobodies!!

18.02.2026 20:14 — 👍 763    🔁 270    💬 9    📌 2
softclub - 90s downtempo / ambient techno + trance / trip hop mix
YouTube video by 5atu8ion softclub - 90s downtempo / ambient techno + trance / trip hop mix

youtu.be/owYSGVKNdGE?...
been an earworm, the transition between the global communication & speedy j tracks feels euphoric

20.02.2026 16:14 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Cujo / Funki Porcini - Z Cars
YouTube video by oliwkisaniedobre Cujo / Funki Porcini - Z Cars

I keep forgetting there’s a collaborative album he contributed several tracks to under his older name including one done with funki porcini. it rips. youtu.be/OOxFk3AdD-Y?...

20.02.2026 15:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I got a big soft spot for “the fine print”, very fun album

20.02.2026 15:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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it’s five by five Friday

20.02.2026 15:08 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
Adventures Of Sonic The Hedgehog

Adventures Of Sonic The Hedgehog

A cel from the Smoking 'Sonic Says' segment, from 'Adventures of Sonic The Hedgehog'.

19.02.2026 14:23 — 👍 2240    🔁 990    💬 24    📌 61
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new kit goofin

19.02.2026 21:51 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i really need the concacaf announcer to think about word choice because the phrase "covering the gaping hole of jacob glesnes" was not something i expected to hear tonight

18.02.2026 23:51 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

two doops of absolute fornication #doop

18.02.2026 23:42 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

it's time to watch everyone's favorite, the philadelphia union soccer club of delaware county pennsylvania

18.02.2026 22:44 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Activate ray tracing simulations

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Target identified

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If you up the contrast and brightness you can see his eyelid positions through the glasses. Clearly looking at the bottom left cartoon.

17.02.2026 18:46 — 👍 534    🔁 39    💬 3    📌 8

his new album “pleasure seekers” is a ripper

15.02.2026 21:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live.

"This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario."

The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.

A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live. "This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario." The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement.

John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?"

NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?" NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement.

PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD."

Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version."

PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD." Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version." PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."

A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement.

Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"

A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"

Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not

14.02.2026 20:07 — 👍 17690    🔁 6099    💬 233    📌 178

remember renting ssx tricky from the library back in’02, what a fun game. and soundtrack!

14.02.2026 18:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

3 penalty saves for the kyoto sanga GK is great, total reversal of last matchday in the jleague

14.02.2026 07:18 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Foresti Traxxendenti, by desert sand feels warm at night 6 track album

new desert sand out and it’s a delight desertsand.bandcamp.com/album/forest...

13.02.2026 20:56 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0