clams cartel

Pretending like we're stupid.

like I said in my rayhunter thread, if you wanna contract me to help you build an encrypted radio text comms system I could also feasibly pull that off for your org

I’m not doing this to make money really besides getting me out of a medical-induced hole. I’m going this to get orgs to start thinking about changing their infosec and counter-sigint

that’s also part of the service: I teach you how to build more once I get one in your hands

I definitely encourage people to learn to make them themselves, but I have a ton of experience now, and the whole mission for the EFF is “as many hands as possible”. I’m not a programmer, I’m not a tech guy, I’m a legal observer

www.eff.org/deeplinks/20...

And again, I can probably set you up with some cheap Heltec hardware to communicate completely encrypted over radio, completely off the internet and cell networks. I’d just meet to test some stuff, but if that’s more interesting to your org lemme know

I mean they still could be, but without this data, there’s no way to know that stingrays *arent* being used anymore, and that’s less time for hackers to figure out the next rayhunter for the next tech

like seriously, the fact that more people haven’t contacted me is kinda crazy. you don’t want to know immediately if the Feds are reading your texts at a protest? you don’t know want to know that they’re pulling metadata to track you in real time?

I’m offering full support, full continued support for customers.

with the rayhunter, feel free to buy one off eBay for $75 that could be a bad usb, accidentally install Debian on your org’s laptop, have no clue how to pull data correctly, not know how to build more for even cheaper from parts, because for larger cities you might be over multiple cell towers

that’s something I might need to test first so that might be a paycheck or two before I can confidently say I can provide that service

also could probably build your org a Meshtastic comms network for completely encrypted radio comms system but I would need to price that out

also could probably build your org a Meshtastic comms network for completely encrypted radio comms system but I would need to price that out

again, still have rayhunters. $100 for the device, and a full lesson on pulling the data using a Linux boot. If you organize as an individual, if your org doesn’t have legal observer status, I do have to sell it, but again I’m offering a communist-made IMSI-catcher that’s guaranteed not bad usb

Sorry we haven’t had time for another summative I’ve literally been trying to get you guys to submit ONE for like OVER A MONTH

they didn’t do the test cus I wasn’t there and they just went to another classroom, and when I got back they refused to take the test. How many fucking opportunities do you expect to get? Right now, it’s in your grade as a zero. Half of my kids have a grade of like 12/100

I never do this shit, but I assigned this test when I was in the hospital and almost died from staph because I’m allergic to nearly every major class of antibiotics besides quinolones. I still got my work done every day. I know for a fact that the subs were assigning work cus I found submissions

“Oh and if you don’t do it with me, it’s not gonna be open book/open notes and good luck remembering episode 6 of the new Ken Burns or the constitutional convention lmao”

“Or you can skip the teacher detention and get an admin detention and take the test, or you can skip that and do it during Saturday school.”

“If you don’t make it up during my office hours or by appointment, you’re getting a teacher detention, and then you have literally no choice in the matter because I’m going to make you take the test during that detention.”

like, I’ve been telling them for weeks, “I gave you guys the entire week I was in the hospital, you should have gotten paper copies by Thursday or Friday but it was on schoology at least by Wednesday. You had all of Feb. break. I even gave you two extra days in class.”

like why show up if you’re just gonna waste my time

giving my students two weeks to make an appointment or come to office hours, and so far I had three kids show up to make up the test today. One of them just sat there, one of them literally took the entire hour because I had to repeat everything three times

no wonder she’s such a brat

she’s also like a 16 lb Maine coon mix

female too

She just wants to hang out with me I just figured the heated blanket would be an added benefit

just turned on the heated blanket she’s laying on

also why is it every can of steel reserve you have to open over the sink