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First time they will have put vermin in a tank full of vermin...

D'ya reckon he's sweating like a vicar on a rape charge?

Played by the brilliant Anna Maxwell Martin.

FFS. Just when you thought things couldn't get any worse.

Practice makes perfect. And after three of those, you won't care anyway!

My favorite cocktail, how was it?

....... and maybe a proctologist? 😉

Uomosplaining! Everything sounds better in Italian.

Good question 🎯

"Mr. Farage, you say you're a new reforming force in politics. How can you claim that if - by your own definition - you're bringing in so many people that cause the mess you're trying to clear up?"

Vote for Reform UK and get the very worst of the Tories...

Eehhhh? He ONLY lets frauds in

Does this mean we should bury Robert Jenprick?

It's a school night!!

Innit

Hopefully not, we're just about to tuck into our winter solstice celebration supper of haggis with neeps and tatties. That's gonna soak it up. I reckon?

Thanks. I will advise OH that his application for more wine has been formally approved by the Grinch! Cheers 🥂

I know! Fortunately I'm WFH tomorrow!

Yup. Unfortunately. 🤬

I'm hoping I'm right too, we're just arguing the toss about opening a second bottle.😳

Yeah, it's Christmas week, no one's looking, everyone is hungover already....

Least favourite kitchen job getting that fiddly poo tract out!

It is indeed. I was shocked about 30 years ago when I stayed with a friend's family over Christmas and they bought out the Wensleydale with the Christmas cake. Also they did the same with cold leftover apple pie!

Wasn't super impressed with #2. Looking forward to trying #3 this week.

I've always hated Sundays ever since they stopped showing Little House on the Prairie.

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It's Christmaaaaas!

Unfinished Sympathy is IMHO one of the greatest tracks of all time.

Brilliant, nothing if not resourceful! Were you in the girl guides?

Shame you have to get older to achieve it!

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Cheers Mart.

Yeah. I suffer from that thing, 'I wish I knew then, what I know now '. Being happily over 50, I can't believe how much importance I gave to 'fitting in'. I'm now enjoying the luxury of not giving a fuck!

Good question. I think sometimes it's worse for women, because society expects women to be stoic and cope with everything. My thing is not wanting to be seen as weak or attention seeking.