Burtch, the Professor

Everytime I think I'm out, Blue Prince pulls me back in

Thursday March 26th 3:00 PM - Haste: Broken Worlds - All Bosses Co-Op (est 1:00:00) - isaac & fletchisafurry 4:35 PM - Fantasy Life i - 5 Attempts at Snoozeland (est 1:45:00) - Hopop, zachary20XX, starwindx9, zokubun 6:30 PM - Moving Out - Any% 2p Co-Op (est 1:45:00) - Kefka14, 7thArmstrong 8:25 PM - Moonlight Pulse - Any% (Normal) (est 00:42:00) - eightbitm0nster 9:17 PM - Final Fantasy VII Remake - INTERmission Easy (est 00:47:00) - Matrimony 10:14 PM - Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: Rita’s Rewind (est 01:00:00) - DBcade, gameO

Friday March 27th :00 PM - Might & Magic: Clash of Heroes - Fiona 100% (est 01:30:00) - Jupi 2:40 PM - Stardew Valley - 2P Glitchless Seeded Community Center Restoration (est 01:30:00) - theValiantSun & zachary20XX 4:20 PM - Axiom Verge 2 - Any% No Boomerang Steering (est 00:30:00) - Nicosar & AudioIgnis 5:00 PM - The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past - OneMind: Any% NMG (est 02:10:00) - dannymusic & zeronicks 7:20 PM - Secret of Mana Randomizer - Co-Op Vanilla Long (est 02:30:00) - onefreefitz & ceres.rose 10:00 PM - Pseudoregalia - 100% Co-Op Archipelago (est 00:25:00) - killingpepsi & wilbun84 10:35 PM - Operation: Tango - Intended% (est 00:55:00) -Fumoffu & Wrath

Saturday March 28th 9:00 AM - Archipelago Multiworld Randomizer + Roll20 Tabletop Dungeon Crawl (est 04:00:00) - Miro, MageMage, Tzuf, RadzPrower 1:10 PM - The Elephant Collection - This is the Only Level Trifecta (est 01:30:00) - King Xavier, ILikeBaguette25, Clamity 1:36 PM - Lil Gator Game - All Friends (est 00:27:00) - Chottue 2:13 PM - Death’s Door - True Ending Restricted (est 01:40:00) - TFT & velociroger 4:03 PM - KinnikuNeko: Super Muscle Cat - Any% (Ver. 2.0) (est 00:50:00) - Asuka424 5:03 PM - Q-UP - Co-Op High Rank Showcase (est 00:35:00) - theValiantSun & Quacksilver 5:48 PM - Zeldathon Takeover! (est 02:00:00) - Klinkit + Friends 7:58 PM - Project SEKAI COLORFUL STAGE! feat. Hatsune Miku - Master Showcase (est 01:00:00) - that1cl0ud 9:08 PM - G-Force - Any% (est 01:22:00) - ad129 10:40 PM - Legends of Trivia - Defeat Bookwyrm (est 00:45:00) - Jaypeg_exe, gondortowerguard, blondkayvon, ProfessorBurtch

Sunday March 29th 9:00 AM - Inazuma Eleven: Victory Road - Baseball% (Chapter 3 Showcase) (est 01:20:00) - Starwindx9 11:00 AM - Alan Wake 2 - Any% Co-Op “Relay” (est 03:00:00) - sweetpeebs & suavepeanut 2:10 PM - World of Warcraft - Exile’s Reach Starting Zone (est 00:35:00) - King Xavier 2:55 PM - Dark Souls Prepare to Die Edition - Any% (Beginner Friendly Route) (est 00:40:00) - karlgerm 4:40 PM - Outer Wilds Randomizer - 2v2 Randomizer Race (est 02:30:00) - fletchisafurry, THEKyleThomas, happybythree, gondortowerguard 8:15 PM - Minecraft: Bedrock Edition - Co-Op Any% Glitchless (est 00:45:00) - ivy & dxshez 9:15 PM - Resident Evil 4 Remake - NMG NG+ (est 01:50:00) - AudioIgnis ???? - BONUS GAME????

ICYMI: Here is the schedule for all 4 days of Multithon 2026!!!

See you all at the end of the month!

a pokopia text generator meme that says "multithon schedule time!!!" over a screenshot of Pokopia.

Poke-Open up twitch right now to see check out our Multithon 2026 Schedule Reveal!!!

twitch.tv/multithon

An announcement graphic with the logos for Speed Stuff 4 Charity and the Asian Speedrunners Alliance. Submission Dates 3/4 - 3/21 Event Dates 5/2 - 5/3

Guess who's back?

SpeedStuff4Charity returns this May for an AAPI Heritage month event, in collaboration with the Asian Speedrunning Alliance!

The event will run the first weekend in May, and segment & volunteer submissions open next week on March 4th!

Stay tuned for more information!

OhHeyItsKara - Twitch Proud transwoman, sparkling garbage queen. We're community-focused, with some speedrunning, puzzles, and souls-likes mixed in. See also: roleplaying famous movies on The Film Reroll (www.filmreroll.co...

Day Two of Hole-a-Thon starts NOW!

I've been told that our very first segment of the day features *checks notes* "cuntcakes"

COME WITNESS BAKING, GAMING, AND PROFANITY AT www.twitch.tv/ohheyitskara

FULL WEEKEND SCHEDULE AT horaro.net/holeathon/sc...

champrul - Twitch Saturday Morning Champ|| !donate !ff

It's my last stream day as #FrostFatales Ambassador and we are still so close to hitting our donation milestone to make me play Overcooked on stream again (PlateUp! is a better game) twitch.tv/champrul gdq.gg/donate/champrul

OhHeyItsKara - Twitch HOLE-A-THON | Preshow by @OhHeyItsKara !donate

HOLE-A-THON IS LIVE NOW

COME HELP ME GET A VAGINA

www.twitch.tv/ohheyitskara

Burtch with their arms up edited crudely into a screenshot of the pokemon winds and waves starters.

Big things happening over on the youtubes

youtu.be/cAhq2hQ3sQI

Bluesky commenter who doesn't even follow you: "maybe you should be less worried about playing Resident Evil and worry more about the Evil President in the White House!"

This soundtrack ain't sh--

AND THE STRIKE STAAAAARTSS RIIIGHT DAAAAAAMN NOW

I picked a great time to go to film school.

I love pokemon so much 🥹

I'll see you all in March for Frost Fatales 2026 and some Legends Z-A shenanigans that you won't want to miss!!

Of course I'm sincereposting with a pull pic, but with the last of my Fatales ambassador streams behind me...

I am proud to say that we raised $700 for the National Women's Law Center!!!

Thank you so much to those donated, raided, or even just kept me company while fully sent it on some nonsense!

kill all fake lovers

Due to waking up with some back pain and wanting to take it easier, the time addition incentive is now capped at 4 hours for a max possible 10 hour stream, which we've already added 1, BUT, thanks to my mother, the match total now starts at $185, same rules apply about stopped runs!

It's time...

twitch.tv/professorburtch
gdq.gg/donate/professorburtch

But also a few updates from yesterday below...

Tomorrow...

FIRST MINES 50 run in the books and we have hit $250 raised for NWLC!!!! Which not only means I'm becoming a PEAK speedrunner AND Gaby is also gonna teach me a meme run... WITH A NEW BIDWAR TO DECIDE WHICH CATEGORY!!!

gdq.gg/donate/professorburtch

ProfessorBurtch - Twitch Learning my first Stardew Valley Speedrun with @blackheartwings | !Frost Fatales !ambassador stream #4 !NWLC !FF

THE CHILDREN YEARN FOR THE MINES...or some other Stardew Valley speedrun

It's time to start my Stardew Speedrun arc alongside @blackheartwings.bsky.social, who will either be backseating me running solo or carrying me in co-op today...maybe even teach me a meme run 👀

twitch.tv/professorburtch

Big ditto here.

Saying "Indies are the future, AAA doesn't matter" doesn't acknowledge the many ways indie can also be unsustainable/exploitative--and it doesn't respect the craft of AAA devs! So many cool people making incredibly cool things that couldn't exist otherwise!!
Solidarity is important.

omg peep the Speedrun Community Block Party! We're featuring members of SpeeDons, Asian Speedrunners' Alliance, Latines and Hispanics in Speedrunning, Frame Fatales, & Black in a Flash!

AND I'M HOSTING! COME HANG OUT, WE'LL HAVE A MARVELOUS TIME ✨

Teach me your ways

It is the way that Black people are not talking about Davidson, at all.

We are talking about the ways in which people are showing up to defend him, in the name of disability justice, and in turn giving racism a pass. We're more angry at the BAFTAs and BBC than we are dude.

Criterion releasing K Pop Demon Hunters is a net benefit for everyone - those who like the movie will get a really good home release of it, those who don’t care about the movie will benefit from Criterion having a certified money maker that they can use to help fund more obscure/niche releases

No, YOU'RE crying to the Newsies soundtrack at 9 am

WHISTLE WHISTLE 🟨

We're excited to announce Out of Bounds Torontrois, our third annual speedrunning event as part of @torontogamesweek.com!

Join us Sunday and Monday, June 14 & 15, 2026 at TacoTaco in Kensington Market!

Game & Volunteer submissions will open March 2!

Learn more at ldy.gg/oob3 ⚽

4 hours of MTG Arena, 21 Brawl Matches, 13 opened packs and One (1) Chronicle of Victory pulled later, we have now raised $220 for the National Women's Law Center!!!

Thankful for every dollar so far, and will be back again on tuesday for @blackheartwings.bsky.social teaching me a stardew run!

A selfie of burtch holding a lorwyn eclipsed booster box in front of her face

Do you believe in magic, in a young girl's heart?

Doing some chill MTG Arena Brawl matches where you get to decide my deck by donating, and I'll be cracked Lorwyn Eclipsed packs everytime a new deck takes the lead and at milestones!

twitch.tv/professorburtch
gdq.gg/donate/professorburtch

for my purposes, I'll just go with base game for now