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Chris Henderson

@chrisjhenderson.bsky.social

Maybe today, Satan.

87 Followers  |  60 Following  |  86 Posts  |  Joined: 01.12.2024  |  2.0053

Latest posts by chrisjhenderson.bsky.social on Bluesky

Congratulations. You’re cancelled.

18.09.2025 02:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He knows who Dylan Roof is, he's just trying to obfuscate.

17.09.2025 20:09 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Without Hyperbole, Brian Kilmeade suggests killing the homeless, and then decides to clarify in simpler terms. WHAT THE FUCK?!?

13.09.2025 15:48 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just wanna quickly remind people that death threats are bad, and that getting fired from your job for something you said on social media is pretty much 100% preventable.

13.09.2025 15:18 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The Enola Gay was a DEI hire.

05.09.2025 20:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hopes and prayers today, everyone.

02.09.2025 14:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Carney ends most counter-tariffs as Trump trade talks continue | CBC

Are these the same counter-tariffs that the conservative media swore Carney secretly got rid of during the election?https://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/livestory/carney-ends-most-counter-tariffs-as-trump-trade-talks-continue-9.6876782

22.08.2025 20:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you start calculating the cumulative value of that kind of theft, you get some remarkable high numbers. A pretty good chunk, if not the majority of *all theft.*

06.08.2025 06:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s awesome. Too bad some dipshit really wanted to get his paper in The Lancet and then a bunch of other dipshits decided to weaponize the complexity of it so that it became a useful political hand grenade. Who needs barrier-breaking medicine anyway? Right? Right?!? *sobs, gesturing to everything*

06.08.2025 04:26 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You want to separate? Fine. You can separate to the bottom of the ocean.

27.06.2025 01:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

To the Los Angeles Rioters: Don't worry. This is a pardon rich environment.

10.06.2025 22:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What a great day for JD Vance.

05.06.2025 20:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Love nuts.

05.06.2025 18:16 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Al-Quilla?

05.06.2025 18:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Wait, did Trump order an investigation into the cognitive decline of a robot clone?

05.06.2025 18:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Alberta to change rules to ensure books in schools are 'age-appropriate' | CBC News Alberta is bringing in new rules this fall to ensure that only what it calls "age-appropriate" books are available in school libraries.

Finally, my government has come to save me from the unstoppable moral decay of @johngreensbluesky.bsky.social books.

www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

28.05.2025 00:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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It begins

27.05.2025 18:56 β€” πŸ‘ 171    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 0
13.05.2025 16:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is reacting to total policy failure by demonizing and punishing the people that it failed.

12.05.2025 13:48 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Excellent thread by @jaredwesley.ca. Please read.

07.05.2025 13:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I keep hearing about the benefits of veterinary Ivermectin. Comes in a tube. You can put it on toast.

07.05.2025 13:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I honestly had a hard time watching it.

01.05.2025 03:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Challenges ahead for Pierre Poilievre and the Conservatives | Power Play for Wed, Apr. 30, 2025
YouTube video by CTV News Challenges ahead for Pierre Poilievre and the Conservatives | Power Play for Wed, Apr. 30, 2025

If you want a look at why the CPC fell short in this election, watch Andrew Scheer’s appearance on tonight’s CTV’s Power Play. It’s hard to believe this was the leader of his party.

youtu.be/beLdKphLtX4?...

01.05.2025 03:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Finally, the revolution has arrived.

30.04.2025 19:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Your lips to God's ears.

29.04.2025 18:05 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I have been saying this since 2017 and I'm still waiting....

29.04.2025 18:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Pierre... you can put your glasses back on, Sweet Prince.

29.04.2025 16:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

By that I mean that while the relief is welcome, I’m sad that’s where we are collectively when looking at new platform announcements in a federal election.

22.04.2025 17:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Are we lowering the bar a little, here?

22.04.2025 17:22 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

MAGA has endless conspiracy theories on the silliest and smallest of events, yet I haven't seen a single one of JD Vance's Handshake of Death.

22.04.2025 17:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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