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@chrisjhenderson.bsky.social

Maybe today, Satan.

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I can’t tell whether or not this is a mess.

16.02.2026 20:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That’s some real β€œquiet part out loud” shit

15.02.2026 04:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Look, just say that you don't like brown people and the ability to feel joy has been sucked out of your life. Don't denigrate the people who worked hard on the Bad Bunny Halftime show.

09.02.2026 16:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Looks like RFJ Jr needs to hire better liars.

04.02.2026 00:35 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There was only 12 boats?

02.02.2026 18:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

AMAZING

02.02.2026 04:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

TACO

21.01.2026 21:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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'Canada lives because of the U.S.,' Trump says while jabbing Carney | CBC News U.S. President Donald Trump claimed on Wednesday that Canada owes its continued existence to the United States while calling out Prime Minister Mark Carney for delivering a speech that condemned coerc...

Fuck you.

www.cbc.ca/news/politic...

21.01.2026 15:53 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There’s a literal statue of them in my downtown.

21.01.2026 05:22 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Just to be clear: that was a bad year.

21.01.2026 01:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Starting to think that Donald Trump might be… like… shitty?

16.12.2025 14:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Every time Harrison Butker misses a field goal a woman gets her PHD

08.12.2025 02:42 β€” πŸ‘ 2123    πŸ” 346    πŸ’¬ 29    πŸ“Œ 9

I find it weird that we’re all acting like Jeffery Epstein, the most prolific child predator in US history, is not also somehow a weird liar. Trump is a piece of shit, but this isn’t going to pull him down.

17.11.2025 15:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

MAGA is not imploding. There will be no consequences for Epstein. Stop acting like the walls are closing in on the most lawless President in US history.

17.11.2025 15:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Congratulations. You’re cancelled.

18.09.2025 02:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He knows who Dylan Roof is, he's just trying to obfuscate.

17.09.2025 20:09 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Without Hyperbole, Brian Kilmeade suggests killing the homeless, and then decides to clarify in simpler terms. WHAT THE FUCK?!?

13.09.2025 15:48 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just wanna quickly remind people that death threats are bad, and that getting fired from your job for something you said on social media is pretty much 100% preventable.

13.09.2025 15:18 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The Enola Gay was a DEI hire.

05.09.2025 20:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hopes and prayers today, everyone.

02.09.2025 14:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Carney ends most counter-tariffs as Trump trade talks continue | CBC

Are these the same counter-tariffs that the conservative media swore Carney secretly got rid of during the election?https://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/livestory/carney-ends-most-counter-tariffs-as-trump-trade-talks-continue-9.6876782

22.08.2025 20:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you start calculating the cumulative value of that kind of theft, you get some remarkable high numbers. A pretty good chunk, if not the majority of *all theft.*

06.08.2025 06:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s awesome. Too bad some dipshit really wanted to get his paper in The Lancet and then a bunch of other dipshits decided to weaponize the complexity of it so that it became a useful political hand grenade. Who needs barrier-breaking medicine anyway? Right? Right?!? *sobs, gesturing to everything*

06.08.2025 04:26 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You want to separate? Fine. You can separate to the bottom of the ocean.

27.06.2025 01:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

To the Los Angeles Rioters: Don't worry. This is a pardon rich environment.

10.06.2025 22:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What a great day for JD Vance.

05.06.2025 20:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Love nuts.

05.06.2025 18:16 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Al-Quilla?

05.06.2025 18:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Wait, did Trump order an investigation into the cognitive decline of a robot clone?

05.06.2025 18:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Alberta to change rules to ensure books in schools are 'age-appropriate' | CBC News Alberta is bringing in new rules this fall to ensure that only what it calls "age-appropriate" books are available in school libraries.

Finally, my government has come to save me from the unstoppable moral decay of @johngreensbluesky.bsky.social books.

www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

28.05.2025 00:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0