Lord Oma of somewhere

How about this Amber! #TheArchers

Start texting.
Who knows what will transpire.

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There are many jokes to be had here but I'm too polite.

Thank you

When you unpack and process please explain. I have no idea what's going on.

And sorry @flups.bsky.social for derailing the thread.

Very good luck.
IME health and most govt bodies are governed by bureaucracy and archane rules. Some govts have gone out of the way to make claims far tougher it's true but the god of bureaucratic imbecilic admin wins mostly.
If Tesco or Amazon worked in that way they would never last.

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It's the adherence to grammar that does it.

the opening salvo

Pre-digital. Try telling your kids that. They won't believe you.

I'm not sure I was competition, though I would have won, I was trying not to be as dodgy as this reply sounds.

I kept the transcript, just in case.

Other people's lives are more interesting. Call the number?

I still wonder if Lucie is still with Darren. Is their sex life as good as when she got the wrong number?
Are they in Telford?

Only me then

I always answer wrong number calls and texts.
During lockdown I had a running conversation with Lucie from Telford who messaged me accidentally. I got to know about her, her bf Darren and her plans.

I'd suggest messaging back. You never know what might happen.

Literal descriptions. The swines would win!!

Do not open these

T-Rex and some Mighty Wah.
Add in some Billy Ocean and Foundations, Love Affair and bit of Adam Ant.

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(3M)

To get through the evening I'm playing old farty dad music.
I sing along and no-one complains.

Let's rock 🤟

(I'm also masking up the stairs for painting but that's dull)

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The devils sputum.

I feel your pain.
I have gloss paint to go on....I'm delaying as long as possible

I didn't 😁

I have just eaten all the Tunnocks tea cakes I bought.

Thank you.

I'm in need of therapy.
I'd managed to forget this aural bilge..until now

#totp

Well that's just weird.
No wonder my generation is the way we are

Confusion abounds

I'm sure "throbbing pain" is a village in the Cotswolds.,somewhere near Bibury.

Congratulations l. That's a seriously impressive weight loss.

Much has changed.
I worked there from 96 to 22.

I was impressed when I remembered the pub.

It's one of life's great pleasures.

That feeling you get when you find a great pub you had forgotten about.

And it's in London

I had to read that first bit twice.

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Bagpuss to the theme from Minder.