Salty Octopus 's Avatar

Salty Octopus

@saltyoctopus.bsky.social

Cephalopod masquerading as a biology professor, living in the deep sea or in Ohio

1,604 Followers  |  586 Following  |  547 Posts  |  Joined: 24.07.2023  |  2.2153

Latest posts by saltyoctopus.bsky.social on Bluesky

This Election Day may seem unimportant because there are no β€œbig” offices on the ballot but many states hold their nonpartisan municipal elections in off years. Races for city council, school boards, county judgeships are VITALLY important to the day to day functions of your community! Participate!

06.10.2025 19:46 β€” πŸ‘ 491    πŸ” 185    πŸ’¬ 27    πŸ“Œ 14

I was so put off by the racism I didn't stick around to hear the homophobia.

07.10.2025 13:59 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

perhaps the biggest story TFPever ran was a catastrophically shoddy argument that George Floyd ackshully died of an overdose. When confronted with irrefutable evidence that the piece was simply wrong, Weiss didn’t take it down, she asked her critic, @radleybalko.bsky.social, to come on a podcast.

06.10.2025 13:35 β€” πŸ‘ 9399    πŸ” 2140    πŸ’¬ 181    πŸ“Œ 87

If U.S. states have any degree of sovereignty, if there’s any states’ rights at all, it is the right not to be invaded by the armed forces of another U.S. state.

06.10.2025 12:36 β€” πŸ‘ 13323    πŸ” 3497    πŸ’¬ 259    πŸ“Œ 110

Always good to get another, just in case

If you're a mammal.

06.10.2025 12:15 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

#TeamInvert > #TeamBiped

06.10.2025 12:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Saw some post somewhere earlier about people β€œnot getting” transness or whatever

You don’t have to get it.

If you believe in bodily autonomy for all, then no one needs you to understand their personal situation to earn being seen as a person by you.

You just treat every human being as a person.

06.10.2025 01:10 β€” πŸ‘ 903    πŸ” 178    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 22

Love this. Some things do need more burying than others

06.10.2025 11:57 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They did.

I disagree strongly

06.10.2025 00:57 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Salty Human has had luck with doctors at lens crafters. They're independent but houses at the stores

Also, you should get your eyes checked every year anyway

*Tsk tsk*

05.10.2025 22:20 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The oubliette is for anything that you never need to think about again. Put that folder in a hole in the ground and cover the hole with dirt.

(Your results may vary. Multiple oubliettes may be required.)

05.10.2025 22:19 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Try this (info from an actual therapist on tiktok)

Imagine a drawer of file folders. Label the folders "tomorrow", "later this week", "next week," "next month", and "oubliette."

Take each argument out swirling thought and visualize putting it in the appropriate folder.

05.10.2025 22:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Definitely check with your eye doctor. It could be nothing or it could be your retina giving the sclera a trial separation.

05.10.2025 22:04 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Swiftie here πŸ™

And those comments are well deserved. It's her weakest effort. It feels rushed. It sounds like rejected first drafts of other albums. The lyrics are pathetically shallow and obvious. The music is ... fine. In the worst way

05.10.2025 17:47 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

About 125,000 transgender people are assaulted in the restroom every year.

No transgender woman has ever been convicted of assaulting a woman in a public restroom.

05.10.2025 02:16 β€” πŸ‘ 2558    πŸ” 654    πŸ’¬ 59    πŸ“Œ 17

It's okay for the abyss to stare back, but does it have to wink?

That's just unseemly.

05.10.2025 11:19 β€” πŸ‘ 203    πŸ” 34    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0

Good morning. For anyone that needs to hear this:

Boobytrap spelled backwards is partyboob.

04.10.2025 17:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1131    πŸ” 267    πŸ’¬ 24    πŸ“Œ 15
Screenshot of part of compact: "Students shall be treated as individuals and not on the basis of their immutable characteristics, with due exceptions for sex-based privacy, safety, and fairness. Women’s equality requires single-sex spaces, such as bathrooms and locker rooms, and fair competition, such as in sports. Institutions commit to defining 
and otherwise interpreting β€œmale,” β€œfemale,” β€œwoman,” and β€œman” according to reproductive function and biological processes. Otherwise, immutable characteristics, particularly race, do not permit unequal treatment, including in grading as well as access to buildings, spaces, scholarships, programming, and other 
university resources."

Screenshot of part of compact: "Students shall be treated as individuals and not on the basis of their immutable characteristics, with due exceptions for sex-based privacy, safety, and fairness. Women’s equality requires single-sex spaces, such as bathrooms and locker rooms, and fair competition, such as in sports. Institutions commit to defining and otherwise interpreting β€œmale,” β€œfemale,” β€œwoman,” and β€œman” according to reproductive function and biological processes. Otherwise, immutable characteristics, particularly race, do not permit unequal treatment, including in grading as well as access to buildings, spaces, scholarships, programming, and other university resources."

'Women must be separate to be equal' is a hell of an argument. How long til they expand this "protection" to other "immutable characteristics"?

04.10.2025 11:51 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
Jamal Khashoggi, the Washington Post, and the Cost of Speaking Out As Saudi Arabia hosts comedians and courts gamers, the silenced voice of Jamal Khashoggi still echoes.

Washington Post dismantled the platform Jamal wrote on. Discarded the fellowship they created in his memory.

They fired me unjustly for speaking the truth.

But I’ll never stop talking about my friend, writer, and amazing human, Jamal Khashoggi.

RIP, Jamal.

open.substack.com/pub/karenatt...

02.10.2025 19:02 β€” πŸ‘ 10798    πŸ” 3654    πŸ’¬ 162    πŸ“Œ 118

No.

Just... Ugh!

03.10.2025 13:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Overheard in Cleveland:

"It's such a beautiful evening. Although the Guardians just lost."

02.10.2025 22:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Today, Oct.2nd, is the anniversary of Jamal Khashoggi’s murder by Saudi agents.

02.10.2025 12:25 β€” πŸ‘ 5485    πŸ” 2073    πŸ’¬ 155    πŸ“Œ 95
A flier with a woodcock saying "psst". The text says "Did you know that I have a store? posters, tshirts, mugs & more" and there's an image of the digital storefront on Topatoco for Bird and Moon comics, including posters and a mug and tshirt.

A flier with a woodcock saying "psst". The text says "Did you know that I have a store? posters, tshirts, mugs & more" and there's an image of the digital storefront on Topatoco for Bird and Moon comics, including posters and a mug and tshirt.

Did you know I have a store? topatoco.com/collections/...
I sell prints of some of my most popular comics, plus tshirts, mugs, and more.

02.10.2025 17:17 β€” πŸ‘ 87    πŸ” 27    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Heads up: Feed, by Mira "@seananmcguire.bsky.social" Grant is on US ebook sale for $2. I got some for random giveaway.

01.10.2025 19:10 β€” πŸ‘ 55    πŸ” 27    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 4

Hundreds of general officers making them walk off stage in total silence

Is total allegiance to the Constitution and pure gold

01.10.2025 01:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1937    πŸ” 330    πŸ’¬ 68    πŸ“Œ 16
Preview
Taylor Alert - Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce flex with podcast bros Bussin with the Boys...after her surprise Nashville performance - Taylor Swift News Another moment from Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce’s stay in Nashville this week has been...

It comes after this
tayloralert.com/2025/06/25/t...

And hanging with some MAGAts. So ... Yeah

30.09.2025 01:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

If Taylor isn't performing at the Super Bowl, then her saying "47" twice on the New Heights podcast was definitely winking support for Trump.

Gonna miss being a Swiftie, but we don't play with fascists

29.09.2025 23:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Post image

Great news!
JSTOR now have a free account with an Independent Researcher category. You can access 100 documents per month

www.jstor.org/action/showL...

29.09.2025 15:27 β€” πŸ‘ 2574    πŸ” 1623    πŸ’¬ 41    πŸ“Œ 177

hey, cis people. we need you to call every single elected official you've got, now.

29.09.2025 16:17 β€” πŸ‘ 4506    πŸ” 3174    πŸ’¬ 55    πŸ“Œ 69

Buying a company by taking out a massive loan, then making the company you bought responsible for paying off that loan, is so patently evil that it should be beyond illegal. The kind of thing that inspires enlightened societies without corporal punishment to bring back the death penalty as a one-off

29.09.2025 15:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2894    πŸ” 574    πŸ’¬ 53    πŸ“Œ 35

@saltyoctopus is following 20 prominent accounts