Andrew Savage

IF I DONT NEED TO OUT RUN ANY ONE I AINT HOPPIN ON DA TREADMILL!!!! WHAT IF I IMPROVE MY CARDIO VAVSCULAR SYSTEM FOR NOTHING??? EVEN THOUGH WE KNOW IF SOCIETY ENDS WE WILL STILL HAVE TO GO TO WORK AND PAY FOR ALL OUR SHIT ,BECUASE WHEN MILLION'S OF PEOPLE DIED FROM DA PANDEMIC THEY MADE US "RETURN TO OFFICE" EVEN TOHUGH COMPUTER JOBS ARE THE SAME IF YOU DO THEM FROM HOME BUT THEY CANT WATCH YOU AS MUCH,,, DA TEXT SAY'S "IM WAITING TO SEE IF SOCIETY ENDS BEFORE I BOTHER GETTING IN SHAPE" , IF SHYT TURNS INTO "FALL OUT NEW VEGAS" THEN WE ALL THINK WERE GONNA BE THE COURIER AND SHOOT BENNY BUT WERE GONGA BE THE RAIDER WHO'S NAME SHOWS UP IN RED ON SOMEONES VATS, AND THERE GONNA TAKE US OUT BEFORE WE EVEN KNOW WHAT HAPPENED ,AND WE WONT EVEN GET TO MEET WALTER GOGINS "DA HOT GHOUL" I HATE THIS SHIT PLANET - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

NO WASTED TIME - dashare.zone ADMIN

finally, scientific evidence for what i have been saying for decades: children are stupid

LimeWire Wrapped 1. sistem_of_a_dowm_Zelda_song.flac 2. Nirvana - Glycerine.flv 3. track_8_(1)_(1)c.mp3 4. weird_al_Bert_and_Big_Bird_smoking_weed_FUNNY(parody).wav 5. jay-z_the-blueprint_FULL ALBUM_REAL.mp3.exe

finally finished downloading my limewire wrapped after 20 years

I just want to RIP while I'm alive.

Massive away win for the little fella.

When they go juggalo we go juggahi

Cute dog

Puppy pic

Insta has shown me 4 targeted added for extra large hats/beanies. How do they know I have a big head? I’ve never searched for larger hats. I’m scared.

I can’t tell if I have ADHD or if everyone is just telling me I have ADHD.

bro chill out you’re being kind of a homestar bummer

The 80’s were wild, man.

A SKELLATON FIGUREING OUT WHATS WRONG WITH THERE DAMN SELF BECAUSE, 1. I AINT PAYEN HUNDREDS OF DOLLERS TO A DOCTER, 2. THE DAMB DOCTER DOSENT EVEN WANT TO SEE ME FOR 2 MONTHS, AND ALSO IM IN HERE SO I KNOW WHAT IT FEEL'S LIKE IN HERE, THE DOCTER IS JUST SITTEN ON THERE LITTLE STOOL AND GUESSING WHATS INSIDE OF ME SO FUCK OF!!!! AND THE TEXT SAYS "KEEP HONKING IM SELF DIAGNOSING "-DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

KEEP HONKING - dashare.zone ADMIN

Thank you. It was extremely difficult. I had to boil water like it was the 1950s or something.

Haven’t ordered DoorDash in 3 days.

Please clap.

Olive Garden will always be the best place to go when you want to pay $35 for 7 tortellini.

Being a TV Ad executive would be easy. Just come up with a conversation that no one has ever had about your product.

Final Fantasy X (2001)

Cup that says I [square block] unicode

front side of box of captain crunch “oops all berries” cereal but it’s “technically all berries” with the tagline “poisonous and tastes terrible!” with a bowl full of halved avocados and full tomatoes, watermelon, eggplant, olives, holly berries, and whole bananas

good morning!

Can I get the Sunday Scaries on Saturday?

Only young people get to be an “Old Soul”.

Us oldies can only hope for an “Age Appropriate Soul”.

Like of pickup trucks with cheese in the beds of all of them

This is my only cheesy pickup line

Went back to the Funko Pop store just to fart.

Sorry, I’ll move. I’m just going to be in the way for the rest of my life. I can’t help it.

No drugs, thank you. I’m sweaty enough without a cocaine addiction.

I can’t tell if I’m all sweaty because it’s hot out or because I’m awkward and always uncomfortable.

I just farted in the Funko Pop store in the Seattle airport.

I’ve been taking showers in the morning and before bed. It’s too much!