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Cheers! They look right up our street

Any recommends for unputdownable football books? Biography/autobiography/behind the scenes factual…. We’ve got a lot of City/Pep books already (see the shelf), curve-ball options appreciated

If a man can’t give a Nazi salute at a party for a racist convicted fraudster and proven sex offender, then what kind of sick world are we living in, I ask you.

Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals 🎄

Absolutely spot on, Bernardo Silva

No words

Nice goal 😬

🤢

Cheeky drop for a festive Friday…. Very nice Lidl, very nice 👌🏻

Kept a human alive for 13 years. Cheers.
We get a prize, right?
We DO get a prize, right???!

(Yes, she prize enough. Light of my life… and a smartass mouth that makes me realise what my husband has put up with for the last 24 years 😆)

🤣🤣🤣

Oh yes! I do love a defender 😂
Had a giant poster of him in that cracking white and maroon diagonal 96 kit…. 😍
And Keith Curle graced the inside of my locker for many years 😬

Kit Symons and Keith Curle on half time punditry on the City app?
Good grief, my teenage fantasies in one room 😮‍💨

He called it 😜

Excellent ball control by Bernardo… 😆

A City win? 🤞🏻

Bernie’s on the lookout for our lost form 🤣

"You're getting sacked in the morning", rings around Anfield in the direction of Pep Guardiola, who responds by raising six fingers in reference to the six Premier League titles he has won as #ManCity manager. 😭🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆

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Just fixed the washing machine (wasn’t draining…. Flooded the kitchen in the process but hey ho….)

Who run the world? 💪🏻

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I’ve tried not to catastrophise to this point, but what the holy heck is going on here?
Just because Oasis have reformed doesn’t mean we need to turn prime 90s City. They know that, right? Right?!?

Love it 🩵

Me please, tricky rebuilding over here!

Well, that’s not ideal 🫠

Indeed

Can we talk about Rodri?

Good job there’s a bottle of wine in the fridge, can’t imagine the match going members of the household today will be very happy when they come home….

Oh FFS

So bloody predictable 😂