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Roberta Sparrow

@abigbagofkeys.bsky.social

Don't bother the snakes Leave all the snakes... alone

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Emerging?

01.03.2026 17:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

ok so did any of that work pay off or

haha wait it didn't??

28.02.2026 22:07 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Each one of those three missiles costs 33% more than the annual budget of the national park where I work.

28.02.2026 21:19 — 👍 5322    🔁 1674    💬 51    📌 25

so much ass-showing from "progressives" you dunces, the Iranian government is none of our business, you are doing the liberal triangulation thing AGAIN

28.02.2026 21:58 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Maybe if she was writing this when she was like six years old I guess

28.02.2026 21:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Might as well

28.02.2026 19:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Can think of nothing more cowardly than pressing a button to shoot a missile that will land dozens or hundreds of miles away. Little bottle of water next to your desk. "Yes sir" and all that shit. Walking around saluting each other. Fucking losers. Killers.

28.02.2026 15:22 — 👍 2350    🔁 521    💬 26    📌 19

Jesus christ you do not have to hand it to the fake tech companies, just laugh at the fact that this is the most win win situation the actual material world has experienced in a very long time! It's an unmitigated good!

28.02.2026 03:19 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Smart career soldier is an oxymoron, also a regular moron

28.02.2026 02:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Midwest intensifies

28.02.2026 01:49 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

no we will not

28.02.2026 00:25 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

and I have to say, thank you to President Xi's second-strongest warrior for continuing to take these brilliant strategic steps on behalf of building communism and saving the planet

28.02.2026 00:09 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
27.02.2026 21:32 — 👍 392    🔁 73    💬 0    📌 0

i mean, polycule babbitt is only just this side of "wild"

he tased himself in the balls until he died of tasing himself in the balls!

27.02.2026 20:11 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

thom yorke's a zionist but one of those cowardly ones who writes a zillion words about how Complicated It Is

27.02.2026 20:02 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Attorney General Pamela B... *@ X.com
@AGPamBondi
Today, @thejusticedept unsealed an indictment charging 30 more people who took part in the attack on Cities Church in Minnesota.
At my direction, federal agents have already arrested 25 of them, with more to come throughout the day.
YOU CANNOT ATTACK A HOUSE OF WORSHIP.
If you do so, you cannot hide from us — we will find you, arrest you, and prosecute you.
This Department of Justice STANDS for Christians and all Americans of faith.

Attorney General Pamela B... *@ X.com @AGPamBondi Today, @thejusticedept unsealed an indictment charging 30 more people who took part in the attack on Cities Church in Minnesota. At my direction, federal agents have already arrested 25 of them, with more to come throughout the day. YOU CANNOT ATTACK A HOUSE OF WORSHIP. If you do so, you cannot hide from us — we will find you, arrest you, and prosecute you. This Department of Justice STANDS for Christians and all Americans of faith.

Justice department charging 30 people for the Cities Church protest in Minnesota

27.02.2026 19:35 — 👍 45    🔁 19    💬 5    📌 13
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27.02.2026 14:38 — 👍 494    🔁 151    💬 31    📌 23

"As someone who grew up in a home with domestic abuse, I passed a welfare reform bill with the explicit purpose of destabilizing single mothers to force them to enter into marriage for basic survival."

Walk into the ocean, motherfucker.

27.02.2026 17:32 — 👍 197    🔁 53    💬 5    📌 0

much like our presinald, I like the drones that don't get shot down

27.02.2026 17:59 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oh no not using state power!

27.02.2026 02:21 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

lol incredible post from this person specifically

26.02.2026 17:57 — 👍 6    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
The rear window of a kia Sorento sports one of those bootleg Calvin Peeing On Things bumper stickers and the thing he's peeing on is just words that say "Gun Control"

The rear window of a kia Sorento sports one of those bootleg Calvin Peeing On Things bumper stickers and the thing he's peeing on is just words that say "Gun Control"

Hey authority

26.02.2026 16:33 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

There's literally multiple books about this.

26.02.2026 16:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Sir I love your geriatric shoes!

26.02.2026 16:28 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hey @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social aren't you in charge of these dipshits

26.02.2026 16:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

New york! First time we saw this guy last summer we thought he was an albino or something

26.02.2026 04:27 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Stinkfriend

26.02.2026 03:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Noooope

26.02.2026 03:34 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
A sad cyber truck parked in front of a sad hooters

A sad cyber truck parked in front of a sad hooters

I added 15 minutes to my commute today in order to pull over and take a picture of this Cybertruck parked in front of Hooters at 3:30pm.

25.02.2026 23:36 — 👍 1178    🔁 147    💬 56    📌 24

do you promise??

25.02.2026 23:57 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0