Frank

I honestly keep forgetting this app exists, but there's been a few times I've thought about you since you left Twitter, so I promise that you are missed.

I hope you're doing well pal!

This app still exists? Anyway, I picked up another useless hobby in caricature form

May the FOURTH be with you.

Get it?

Because it's May 4th, and in Star Wars, they say, "May the FORCE be with you."

Let me explain - I changed 'force' to 'fourth' to indicate the day whilst also making a fun reference to Star Wars.

Cool, right?!

My wife is leaving me.

Tits no more

Black and white in case you need an in memoriam of me pre-surgery

My surgeon won't stop strumming on his cane?

Thinking of going pro

Giving people with normal sized heads massive ones is my new favourite pastime

Yeah, I'm anti-vax. Fuck clean carpets.

Donald Trump takes RFK Jr. to the vets to get his worms treated

Dog

At this point in time, you don't get to pick and choose.

It's either fuck all bigots (that includes Gervais and Rowling and every other washed up hack), or you condone it.

Half-measures in the current climate just don't cut it because minorities don't get the luxury of ignoring that bigotry.

And claiming to support us but not speaking out against it? Fuck that.

Incredibly tired of cis people and their conditional support of Transgender people.

Buying from, engaging with, and propping up public figures who have actively aided in normalising the anti-trans rhetoric that is now governing in both the US and UK makes you complicit.

Tyy

Ty!

Anyway, happy birthday to me, I'm going to sleep now

It's a beautiful day to be turning 25 and to be faced with the never-ending reality of how each January 31st I'm a year closer to dying

Maybe I'll start doing RSL word of the day over here too

Finally watched Longlegs

I turn 25 on Friday, it's so over

Sorry, Anne* that the truth.

Ain't that the truth.

I'm all good - I hope you're keeping well, too.

I keep forgetting this place exists, but there's still Instagram (for now 🫠)

Ah, Mick. We miss you over on Twitterland.

Ah, thank you!!

David Lynch | Biro
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One of the greatest.

Very sorry to hear the sad news that the great Irish poet Michael Longley (1939-2025) has passed away.

I refuse to shop in Tesco because I refuse to be accosted by a robot Noel Fielding

Wasn't allowed to watch A Muppets Christmas Carol with the rest of the class.

When I was 11, we had to write fake Agony Aunt letters in English, and I wrote from the perspective of an alcoholic father whose kids didn't speak to him anymore and who was writing to Agony Aunt for advice on how to die.

Anyway, my teacher called me a little freak, and I-