Jo-Cyanide

Zillow icon became Halloween-ified. "OoOh, you vill not find houzing! Ze market is getting vorse!"

Soviet engineer npc walks nearby the shagohod, being a general nuisance to the average player.

I think I speak for everybody when I say I will not be playing Fox Hunt unless they add Soviet engineer.

The trio from Nier Replicant- Kaine, Emil, and brother protagonist, illustrated on wplace in pixel art form

My contribution to Nier on wplace, thanks to @windydaysart.bsky.social @takakakakari.bsky.social for helping

If I had uncontrollable laser powers I wouldn't tell anyone, but there would be signs

Ghosts are redditors. The fact that you can only rouse them with very specific rituals means they only respond to deep cut references that very few will get.

Imagine how fast first responders are in the MGS universe. "Operator, there's someone in my house!" and they just instantly walk through the door.

DS2 is getting incredible reviews. I still need to play the first one, it's in my library. DON'T SPOIL ME!
Also should I play the original or the director's cut?

It's so funny when someone online calls you a zoomer for not knowing their favorite YouTuber.
Like no. I saw Chocolate Rain live in 1979, it's the other way around kiddo.

I hope Foxhunt turns out good. I think there's still a place in the gaming landscape for MGO and it's disheartening to hear from them that they disagree.

Having someone beat the difficult part of a game for me but instead it's my fiance, the game is Animal Crossing, and the difficult part is retaining my interest.

New idea: Chili's subscription.

I'm not locked in here with you, I'm locked in here alone and I can't get out. Help!

Waiting for the NileRed video where he tries to make love in a lab but discovers that it can't be made with test tubes and burners- it's all around him and he just needs to find it.

As the morning moved fully into gear and I got out of bed, I became certain that the character that appeared to me was a machination of my imagination and that to keep him to myself would be a disservice to everybody. When I get home from work, I hope to make an illustration of him.

When I awoke, I was unsure if this character existed- that sharing my dream of him would be as mundane as rote recollection.

I remember a quote being something like "Some people just didn't like X-2 all that much. And some people are me." I don't remember if this quote was his own or if it was said in mocking of his character as in this dream his bizarre avatar was the object of ridicule and uproarious laughter.

In my dream last night appeared an avatar. He was a large white cartoon bear with a green suit coat and a white button down shirt, completed with a bizarre polka dot tie. He had a welcoming demeanor with a non-explicit bara-eque art style. This avatar was Movie Review Bear.

I took my chud son to space, but instead of looking out the window and experiencing the Overview Effect, he just played Mario Party DS at full volume.

(to the tune of karma police)
tearing skin off police, skin this man

God bless the folks over at Hall & Oates, whoever they are.

(in fish voice)
On this exciting episode of The Adventures of Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy
Our heroic duo teams up with an unlikely ally: Daredevil-ray, also known as "The Devil of Davy Jone's Locker", to take down the mob boss of underwater crime: Wilson Fish, aka "The Kingfin"!

That fuckass character in the Death Stranding trailer has done irreparable damage to MGS post-Kojima discourse.

"Snake turned into a skeleton which means Konami shouldn't do anything with the IP." - Idiots

What if Goku was stoner and he said, "Share your pot with me for a Spirit Bong!"

YouTube video by Jo-Cyanide Release Date CONFIRMED for Metal Gear Solid Delta - Future of Delta Speculation and Rumors

New video where I baselessly speculate on what may be yet to come in regards to MGS Delta news.
youtu.be/4RdMCPki2yA

Cure Peacewalker #Precure #Precure2025

Ever since bro got the do-over watch he's become less funny. What used to be awkward but genuine stumbles of a comeback are now a structured and rehearsed retorts. They don't hit the same when you know he's been spending an entire night refining a joke that was supposed to be thought of on the spot.

MGS Delta 2024 right guys? Just two weeks!

Me when Mr. Scrooge raises my salary and gives me a prize turkey on Christmas morning.

a man in a red sweater with the words so much win on the bottom ALT: a man in a red sweater with the words so much win on the bottom

This wins the internet for today!

I would really prefer if you'd be quiet.

But yes, you are correct.