Commissioner Vidalia Bunyan II Jr

i beg your pardon?

Dude if they could make em squirt seltzer I’d be Michael Douglas

The moon is fake

I think I stood there shaking my head in anger/disbelief for at least 10. I did some form of chopping motion whist attempting to catch and spread it round the room

Popped off my first career toes to bars this morning too. Feeling good and shit

I shoulda thought about that as I fumbled my meal.

Just dropped my breakfast on the floor so yall can [redacted by the FCC] with your good mornings

Classic, “my uncle’s in jail and said I could use these for a while” vibes

Bet a ton of forest porn was stashed away in that bad boy in the day

Bring back Pros Vs Joes

Fuckin Ho with his big ass sword in Slow Horses

Oh yeah! Kelli has been on that angle! I have been trying to point it out to her in pop songs too so she knows it’s cool

Her best bud plays clarinet and his mom plays still so I hope that helps her along tangentially if he’s enjoying it

Those were the days.

I’ll check into that. That’s a great idea.

Saturday, so is that Gottfried?

They should handcuff Mark Sanchez to his hospital bed and let him call the game still

Yeah I wanted to play but didn’t have the support I needed. I don’t know what I needed but it wasn’t being told how expensive it was all the time.

Thank you!! I’m really excited for her to my sisters tomorrow. They both played too and I know they’ll both be great for her to lean on.

I also had a bad teacher. Mine made fun of me for being fat and having to tip the high hat forward to climb behind the kit. Probably why I have issues to this day but who’s counting!!!?

Trying to remember how and why it went wrong for me. It always felt like punishment when I was a kid and I want her to enjoy it.

She just got it yesterday and she’s very proud. So gotta do my part to keep her on course.

Love hearing the kid practicing her flute in her room. I think she has the dedication to be good at it.

THE GUY IN THE $6300 SUIT?!? C’MON!!!

Yeah I kinda wondered how he found himself in position to get stabbed then remembered alcohol

Wait so now Mark Sanchez is under arrest??? lol can’t wait to hear all the details on this one

Jesus doesn’t keep track of that one. Loophole.

Niece made me some art the other night.

Bet he’s a crier too