Orcusdorkus - Prepping Impossible Landscapes

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Teaser for the last player in Impossible Landscapes. Session 0 Friday. 🤘

I wasn’t involved in the playtest of the second edition, but what I played with the first was great fun. Pre-ordered. Done and done. 🤘🏻😊

To my lovely wife,

Using Find My iPhone to alert me when I haven’t responded to a non-urgent text within 2.5 seconds, is a clear violation of the terms of service I believe, and I will be forced to contact the Genius Bar authorities should it continue.

Much love,
Me

😅

I was there…🫣

Well, it looks like it was shipped here in the landing gear well of a UPS plane, but after 2 years and 9 months, Yoon-Suin 2e has arrived. An unprofessional unboxing coming soon. 🤘🏻

And about emails. 😉

I see we have problem here, as I went to your rival school. West Arizona Tech, baby!
tWAT represent!

My Dad: Why do you have a University of North Texas mug? You didn’t go there.

Me: Ummm…

Down a few players tonight, so of course we focused on carousing at the Temple of Bacchus. 🍷 Naturally, I woke up in a prison cell, possessions gone, and my spellbook impounded. Now we’ve got to call in a favor from the Chiopolis Shepherds Guild Master to get it back.

Just another day in Thracia.😅

YouTube video by OrcusDorkus' RPG Shenanigans Interview with Dennis Detwiller, Part Two

We’re back with part two of my chat with @drgonzo123.bsky.social and dive into The Black Company RPG. Covering its military grit, dark morality, the balance of magic, combat, and luck, the art direction, and have a special wrap-up with advice for running Impossible Landscapes.🤘😊
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Chatting last night about supers RPGs and this one came up. It had a short run, but the rules were really well liked. Found a copy for $14, so I’m going to check it out.

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😅

From the original script:

Engywook: The gate to the Oracle is guarded by two sphinxes, but know you must be pure of heart to pass.

Cut to Atreyu walking beneath the sphinxes.

Atreyu (thinking): Wow… those are some serious door knockers for a gate…

I mean, it was close. 😅

Well of course since a Neverending Story watch party was suggested last night, I naturally wake up with the song stuck in my head. 😅

😅 My point is that while old Call of Cthulhu scenarios often show a decent amount of research, using them as the bedrock for historical authenticity is a bit like me insisting my high school report on Braveheart qualifies as peer reviewed history. 😅

I mean Games Workshop were such bastions of historical accuracy. Such as putting the Scottish Highlands in Essex and putting Penmire in Cornwall in, well, the Scottish Highlands, as well as many other “accurate” notations on this map. 😅 This muppet can get bent.

Jesus fucking Christ, Edison, everything’s already shit enough as it is. 😡🤦🏼

What did I miss?

Player vs Character Knowledge - GM Therapy (Group Screaming Starts at 8am CST) YouTube video by RPG Sean

Thanks @wdp.bsky.social for the suggestion.

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Tell me Miss Trench, do you play any other games? 😅

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Cool!

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😜

You might want to wash afterwards. 😅

Your eternal reward will be cleaning the cosmic latrine. 😅

Ooo! Good roll. Just don’t tell anyone the results. 😅