Classic π
23.12.2025 12:44 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Classic π
23.12.2025 12:44 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I bet heβs great at puzzles! Or at least maybe knocking the pieces on the ground
22.12.2025 16:20 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Oh but when drew barrymore does it, itβs cute???
21.05.2025 17:11 β π 4 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0I donβt have high hopes for 2026 but if I never had to hear the word βbaddieβ again, I would be happy
12.12.2025 16:08 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This is the face he makes when you play the bongos on him
11.12.2025 15:17 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0This should be the title of that beautiful poem RFK wrote her
08.12.2025 20:48 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Relatable
04.12.2025 03:08 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Oh my god she does!!!
24.11.2025 21:52 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0If bro doesnβt hoist up the john b sail right now Iβm gonna flip the fuck out
10.11.2025 04:38 β π 124 π 14 π¬ 8 π 0Oh my god Alex this is exactly how I feel right now! Is it possible that her purse also just fell into the bathroom sink and the auto tap started running all over it?
08.11.2025 00:39 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Airport bar is playing all the bangers: Eagles, War, Steve Miller Band, Chuck Mangione
08.11.2025 00:03 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0How about Fritos?
07.11.2025 23:48 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Record album of disgusting prank calls after hitting the Indian buffet
02.11.2025 23:21 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0When the bar bathroom smell like Juicy Fruit gum πππ
02.11.2025 23:20 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My mom calls him Mr. Photogenic! Would apply to your little guy as well
09.10.2025 17:03 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Get a look at my boy:
08.10.2025 19:37 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Sheβs right! What a cutie!
08.10.2025 19:36 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0getting Cask of Amontillado'd by someone who has lured me to their basement with a promise of original formula Four Loko
17.08.2025 19:02 β π 21 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0Getting way weirder adds on Instagram since I started talking about wiggers a lot recently
28.08.2025 17:49 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0We should all eat the radiation prawns and become X-Men
20.08.2025 12:32 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0One of lifeβs greatest pleasures
06.06.2025 16:23 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0See thatβs what I picture a chiropractor doing!
29.05.2025 21:37 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My parentsβ friends took their dog to a chiropractor and he fixed the dogβs back problem that way
29.05.2025 19:39 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Doing a Richard Kind impression to tell my cat that if he was anymore brat heβd be hanging out with Charlie XCX
29.05.2025 01:55 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0lol thatβs basically it, and then one thing at the end about how his eyes change colour
23.05.2025 04:45 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Reading a listicle βlord of the rings: the 20 weirdest things about Legolasβs bodyβ
23.05.2025 01:44 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0You have enough records to torture establishment dems in perpetuity and I love this idea
22.05.2025 00:51 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A+ bangs
22.05.2025 00:29 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0