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@therealjohntub.bsky.social

36 Followers  |  23 Following  |  22 Posts  |  Joined: 27.11.2024
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Nasty

24.01.2025 16:13 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Smoking hobbit pack

03.01.2025 01:03 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This is a nightmare

21.12.2024 01:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I’ll bite on the log in tin foil like a dog with a chew toy and reckless abandon, twisting around as inspired by an alligator with a fawn by the neck

20.12.2024 17:16 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β™₯️β™₯️β™₯️

19.12.2024 14:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The United States government has offered me everlasting life

18.12.2024 06:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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It’s time to unleash the cream

17.12.2024 04:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Jet pack at full blast, throttle pulled until fuels runs out up in the sky to try and meet god

17.12.2024 02:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Smoking anger pack

17.12.2024 02:37 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Imagine how much power we could have if we put anger in a jar or a joint you could smoke

17.12.2024 02:34 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I can't fucking see anything

15.12.2024 03:26 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

they held a mock trial at work today and I was found guilty and sentenced to death. I tried to plead my case to the President but he turned away and refused to look me in the eye

14.12.2024 04:21 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

A machine that doses Iced Cream to you in bed and has electrons tied to your chest so you know exactly when you wake up. It has a conveyor belt to deliver iced cream exactly when you return to On Consciousness

14.12.2024 04:29 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Bring out the lobster. Bring out the whole ocean. Call me asparagus. Call me cappuccino. Let’s go golfing

14.12.2024 04:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sometimes you gotta stare at your reflection and remind it who's in charge

13.12.2024 17:32 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Smooking honey pack

14.12.2024 04:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m still alive

11.12.2024 01:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Aliens outside

10.12.2024 02:54 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You can still delete this

06.12.2024 19:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I can’t get this image out of my head. You’ve ruined me

04.12.2024 20:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Bring out the tangerines

03.12.2024 19:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I understand it now

27.11.2024 19:48 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Curtains closing in on your chapter

27.11.2024 17:47 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Follow John tub

27.11.2024 15:22 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Did you just call yourself a bitch

27.11.2024 15:17 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m staring at myself in the mirror and screaming that I’m in control

27.11.2024 03:50 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2