amber!

don’t you hate when someone who wasn’t supposed to be a piece of shit, who promised they weren’t going to be a piece of shit- BECAUSE they know you’ve dealt with too many pieces of shit….turns out to be a piece of shit!!!

can’t wait until you’re treated exactly the way you treated me! kisses!! have the day you deserve 😀

if they get rid of sesame street, i’m ending it.

who invented men 😒

someone put a culver’s in the carcass of the sbarro in times square

a vase of flowers is sitting in a living room next to a framed picture on the wall . ALT: a vase of flowers is sitting in a living room next to a framed picture on the wall .

protagonist’s love interest in every jane austen novel until the very end

A rap battle is two men writing poems about each other