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So yeah, I'm getting extra shots out of spite.

I'm starting a new job, and I'm gonna be working at a hospital, helping inpatient with the meal ordering system. Sure, I could get titers to make sure my levels of the MMR and HepB are sufficient, but because I already know I need my flu, Covid and TDAP, I'm just going to get ALL THE VACCINES.

Stay safe, stay secure, my peeps.

How is it that I am such a restless sleeper that I can roll a weighted blanket entirely off my body and onto the floor?

Has he ever considered locking his car doors? Just something to consider.

Dude looks terrified talking to that guy on Fox. He would probably be scared of me, and I frighten no one.

Fucker. Does the staff know he did that?

I give my dog Poppy her favorite chew treat, and she decides the best thing to do is to trot from comfy seat to comfy seat, for nearly five minutes, before hiding under some blankets on the couch. I love her so much. 🥰

Meh. I'm a Gen X need and I felt NOTHING when Artax died. But then I hated Sebastian and that "dragon" was a flying dog. I will die on that hill.

I think it's so funny when she takes a detour so she can go to the dog park by our house. Because she usually acts like a dramatic tween, crying that no one is paying attention to her while she refuses to go sniff at other dogs.

Did you at least get to eat the cards? Because getting dealt a Manchego and *not* getting to scarf it down makes the dream into nightmare territory for me.

Same. And I live here.

Yeah I'm sure Ivanka had only three dolls and five pencils. Maybe Tiffany, but def. not Ivanka.

I also will add that anyone who gets irritated by complete strangers showing up at their door shouldn't answer their doorbell.

For some reason I see these jackasses in a nice big cuddle pile with the TERFS. So, in a nice big cuddle pile with the religious right, too. I mean, anything but thinking that everyone should be given some respect, amirite?

Also, I shudder to think how sweaty his ears must be.

I don't want to hear anyone from the current administration complain about anyone being underdressed in the White House again, ever.

I'm pretty sure Trump is trying for his best Putin face, here.

I was annoyed by the fact that a grown ass woman was fully swing at the park. I WAS annoyed that she refused to stop swinging to deal with her dog when it got barky at other dogs, only repeatedly telling it to stop.

I know I can find every single US consulate in every city I might be dropped in if I were trafficked to another country. AND have all the resources available to travel to any of them AND back to the US, problem. Doesn't everyone? /s

YouTube video by Thought Slime Fascists will waste your time.

youtu.be/tZzwO2B9b64?...

It goes hand in hand with the concept that we can only agitate for change in one singular cause. "Women have it hard in the US? Be happy you aren't in Saudi Arabia!" and all that bullshit.

My best friend is a musician, so I could easily tell the sound mixing for the band I saw sucked. I have taste, so I could easily tell the mixing wasn't really the problem, it was just that the band sucked.

Always got to cross those t's and dot those i's.

I'm so glad my mom retired from politics decades ago. She would either get an aneurysm from rage, or we would be arguing all the fucking time as she performed insane mental gymnastics trying to justify her party's inaction.

imagine your least competent co-worker revealed to you one day that he thought all along that he was doing a completely different job and it turned out he sucked just as much at it

At least there is one thing I'm glad he sucks at.

Does anyone know what it might mean when you have a dream that you take a free-to-you cruise on one of the jankiest, worn out cruise ships that is still operationally safe to run? Where you still have to pay for everything beyond basic meals and pool access? Asking for a friend. #weirddreams

"Hi, my name is Poppy, and I ask to go to dog parks so I can exclusively be anti-social and cry at other dogs."

It's always annoying to have work dreams. Particularly those that have you stressing about the most trivial matters, like "Did I order the right packaging?" Or "I clearly ordered the wrong packaging, what the fuck are we supposed to do with these round trays that we have no lids for."

My dog seems to be unfazed by most things. Well, except for thunder and...red boxes (that look to be ramen cases) in the middle of the road, across the street. Thunder is obviously scary. Boxes, well, you gotta keep your eyes on them, and let out tiny woofs so they know you know they're there.