@punkscientist.bsky.social
I’m a scientist, memer, cosplayer, writer, and guy who likes social justice. Oceanside, CA. 🏝️
Report: Elon Used So Much Ketamine He Couldn’t Pee Right
The New York Times reports that the billionaire experienced some negative effects from frequent drug use while stumping for Trump last year
If Skrulls invade earth and take human form, you’ll know if I have been replaced by a Skrull when you go to a brewery with me and I don’t make the joke, “My friends all know I have a problem with blondes. Brunettes too.”
28.05.2025 20:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
In order to date me, you must first defeat my 7 evil 90s commercial jingles stuck in my head that come out at inopportune times. 🎶 Crossfire! You’ll get caught up in the… Crossfire! 🎶
19.05.2025 17:53 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Bees in the garden, doing very important bee things.
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If you’re being mean to me, this is who you’re being mean to:
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Edan Alexander next to redcross aid worker
Released Israeli-US hostage Edan Alexander has refused to meet with Israeli PM Netanyahu who tried to kill the hostages while genociding Gaza.
12.05.2025 19:12 — 👍 1327 🔁 306 💬 44 📌 17I have to stop dating women older than me. I need to find a woman younger than me. Mostly because I am not a big fan of most 80s music. Those Gen Xers won’t stop with the 80s music and movies. I need a wholesome Millennial who knows the 90s and early 2000s was the ultimate pop culture time.
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Saturday adventures with a large cock.
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My favorite California native flower: the Matilija Poppy. Great for gardens, but in the wild they are mainly fire followers or grow in otherwise disturbed habitat.
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Why is it up to @rollingstone.com to write the most honest and direct headlines?
www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
30.04.2025 01:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The best way to know how well or how badly your friends know you or think of you is to see who they want to set you up with. 😂😫😂
29.04.2025 23:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Sunday adventures.
28.04.2025 04:00 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0She was just picking up a used Ford Mustang from Facebook marketplace after her dinner. I mean, that’s the only reason I would have that much in cash.
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Literally us. #simpsons #thesimpsons #90skids
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Me and the crew signing up for the Autism Registry.
23.04.2025 17:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Random book on the sidewalk during my walk.
23.04.2025 01:05 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Me and who 👉👈
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My new side hustle.
20.04.2025 17:47 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I never wear these amazing shoes my friends got me because I don’t want to get them dirty. But they are on for Wrestlemania.
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Bring back original recipe Four Loko.
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Me.
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Literally reality.
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