Persie!!

i love meganium <3 🌺🦕✨

Spent the more annoying half of my afternoon attempting to switch everything over to a different browser as my old one was literally eating up so much memory I couldn't play games on my laptop anymore o<o

when that brooding character who insists on "working alone" calls someone else "idiot, fool, bastard" in a mildly flustered tone, just wrap it up, folks. It's over. It's love. It's marriage.

I can't think of a singular character who hasn't bitten someone for some reason.

My most notorious biters are a toss up between June, Minerva, Jophiel and Anastasia. (3 out of the 4 are vampires so obviously they need to bite to feed. :| )

Photo of a tv screen showing the text "Turn your cocks BACK one hour tonight" from WNEM TV.

DON'T FORGET!

It’s my birtday 🫶. Repost my art, boy

It's Onajae's allergy season and he desperately needs an allergy relief pill.

June probably got punched by a prisoner or by Minerva while play fighting.

Ghost most likely punched herself in the face trying to pull a blunt needle through some fabric.

Did You Know: We've got frogs? Lots of them.

Did You Know: Felldew causes a powerful, but ephemeral, euphoria when taken? After a few minutes, the euphoria will be replaced with the withdrawal symptoms that persist indefinitely and worsen until more felldew is taken. Long-term use seems to also cause facial deformations and aggressiveness.

nice try, idiot. I'm your enemy? You loathe me? You're now legally obligated to duel me, disarm me, and lift my chin and say "I won't kill you... yet" before leaving, and this continues, until one day, you save me and go "nobody gets to kill him before me." Sorry. You've done this to yourself, bro.

Did You Know: The Empire's prison for its most infamous criminals, the Blackrose Prison of Black Marsh or simply "The Rose", had a prison break in the final days of the Third Era? Beyond the worst murderers, thieves, and revolutionaries, the prison held Jagar Tharn's remaining associates.

I am awake and excited.

Happy 46th birthday to my lovely girl, Juneberry Silus!! However it is also her creation day so she is now 18 years old! Created in 2007 as an cat girl oc self insert she has changed a lot over the years but, still ultimately loved and my favorite.

Her specialty is actually the fact she uses homemade soup stocks in all of the bread she makes. She is also getting into making alcohols, cheeses, curing meats and general food nonsense with the allowance she gets from being a member of the Prim royal house.

Ghost. She learned a lot of hobbies in case she got adopted into a family with a shop she could try to fit in and now those crafty habits are her genuine hobbies. She can sew, she makes pottery, she makes stuffed animals, she can woodwork, she knows how to whittle bones, she can bake and cook.

June's birthday being in 2 days is wild to me, it feels like yesterday was the start of October, where did the month go????

Soon I have to be annoying and figure out gifts for Christmas.

My baby girl is gonna be 46 in her world and officially 18 years old physically
I LOVE THE BABY GIIIRRRLLLL

Then everyone gets to hear him say

"I'm so smart."
and sit at his desk like :3
until the gratification wears off.

Onajae throws himself at it like one of those walls where you wear a velcro suit to stick to it. He will learn everything there is to know about the problem, he will be annoying as possible about it until eventually someone can figure it out before him and he learns how to solve it through them.

"A follower of my brother, Hermaeus Mora, once said: 'The ultimate purpose of the Daedra lords is to instruct and improve the generally deplorable character of mortals.' Lovely sentiment. But, in fact, I watch mortals, and meddle now and then, purely for entertainment."

--Clavicus Vile

Oblivion loading screen. Text says "being negative and contrarian is not a personality".

There are still some things that are required to be written on clay tablets in the old language of Adari, the original planet the ancestors were from. Adari was phased out as a language system in favor for Prattilic. Adari when written looks like nonsensical claw marks and loops, very hard to read.

You never have to worry about bothering someone when commenting "I like your characters" or "I like your work." We love it. However... there's a good chance a writer/artist explodes into a thousand glowing rainbow confetti bits. Otherwise known as Validation Induced Exploding Syndrome. Very common.

Onajae will put up with it because he has an image to uphold.

June will find out your secrets and use them back against you to humiliate you and prevent the foolishness from continuing.

Ayu'anda will throw hands the second the sentence is finished. Done for, ends right now.

Want to legally own a castle? The Elder Council decreed in 3E 246 that anyone without a liege who occupied one for three months would be granted the rights to that estate and its titles. This was designed to discourage absent and foreign landlords.

Onajae: "Mom really does love you, she stays away because she's in therapy. She's afraid of hurting you with her trauma, show her you love her."

June: "Your dad is actually the guy in the barn. I want you to know now so you can spend more time with him. You will miss him like hell when you leave."

18+ patreon
what will I do to help bring people in to experience my writing?
hmmm

i will offer them:
recipes
for an extra TWO dollars

Today on Persie does things:

Just remembered my old patreon still being published due to getting an email about getting members and I am now revamping it to use it once more.

What the fuck was I doing giving out recipes biweekly in a 5 dollar tier???

Onajae loves cardinals, there was one outside his bedroom window singing on the morning his first son was born.

June's into kingfishers, finds them weird.

Ayu'anda and Dolores like robins.

Minerva and seagulls =endless fun. (She teases them. :|)

Ghost enjoys starlings, pigeons and wrens.

what are we doing? o uo

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