Mixeduppainter

Lily of the valley, gouache 🌱

It would be the highlight of the cinematic year for me. I miss romcoms so much. One of my favorite genres

I'm here for it 😂 He was so damn funny in Spy so I'm even more there if it's an action comedy

The man wants to be in a romcom too. I say let him do it

For the record, I don't actually have a thing for him that way but I wasn't expecting him to be a pretty decent dancer 😂

Look at him go

Good for you, man

I am very tired but his hot pants are very tiny and this is bringing me great joy

You know, finding out that Jason Statham started his acting career as an oiled up dancer in Erasure videos is the kind of energy I needed this week

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It's not "nothing bad happens to the cats" but it's clearly time I find a new marketing angle and give my books a boost.

i am not generally a "go through the hoops to write a comment I don't think will really be read" kind of guy, but for a plan THIS bad, by a guy I hate THIS much... I'll make the exception

I don’t have the energy rn to express how horrific this is. Please submit a public comment.

Happy birthdayyyyyyy 🎉🎉🎉🎉

Sharing my extremely bisexual Gothic horror novel for the people up waaaay too late in North America and daytime people in other parts of the world

This is the best thing I've ever written by a MILE and I hope you'll love it as much as I do

As we continue our Jason Statha-thon with Death Race, I have to say I am enjoying myself mightily

I also want a cut of this movie that's just full footage of all the racing because it's compelling as hell

I didn't know I would have strong feelings about this until right now as I'm having strong feelings about it ☹️

this would affect my ability to apply for disability! last year someone with my disease won a landmark case that qualified it as a disability under ADA! ive never applied for disability because of the 2k savings restrictions was unliveable and the marriage aspect discouraging. please call!

I need to play Saints Row now

I can safely say that never once during that movie did I know where it was going 😂

God, I hope they gave him something to cover his bits while he was in that hospital gown

We are watching Crank for the first time ever and I can really understand the look of disdain Jason Statham gets every time he mentions this movie
10/10, utter trash

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enamel pin of a bee holding a scythe (the grim beeper)

enamel pin of a gray cat with a speech bubble "HUH?"

Just restocked some pins ^^

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Coming soon: Exquisite Undead: An Anthology of Vampires A genre-blending collection of vampire fiction.

I am once again reminding you to get excited for my upcoming vampire anthology! 🦇

Submissions will open in June, pending successful funding. Follow the Kickstarter now to be notified when it launches!

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Computer Mice

Nineteen SFF stories and poems with aromantic MCs exploring the depths of platonic relationships. Common Bonds returns in this second volume of speculative short stories and poetry featuring aromantic characters. Housed within this anthology are a scientist who makes a terrifying discovery at the ...

COMMON BONDS 2 will be releasing March 26, 2026.

If you missed our Kickstarter, you can nowpreorder your copy of this gorgeous aromantic SFF anthology. 19 stories and poems that centre platonic relationships. 💚

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It's Wednesday, the baby won't wear pants, and there are good audiobooks on sale!

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An illustration of a frog holding a flaming torch I CARRY A TORCH FOR YOU* * and a pitchfork and I'm with the rest of the villagers heading towards your castle to finally end your reign of terror JauntyArt 26

I Carry A Torch For You*

Comic. [Person talking to person with black hat.] PERSON 1: Historically, it refers to a ceremony to predict the weather using a rodent. But nowadays people often use it to mean “a time loop experienced by one person.” PERSON 2: …What. [caption] Easily our weirdest holiday.

Groundhog Day Meaning

xkcd.com/3202/

Picard Star Trek the Next Generation comic 17 with Picard standing there and the title reads ...NOW WHAT?

Same cover just zoomed in on his face and the ...NOW WHAT?

Going through old comics and...

New meme just dropped.

A masc mannequin adorned with a beautiful paneled corset in blue and black. A high stock collar in black and sharp angled seams highlight the idealized masculine form (“the Dorito”). The blue woven fabric of the front panels contrast with large golden embroidered flowers, most of which trail down the v neck and the left side. Closures are silver metal, laced internally.

I’m sorry, I just need to share that today I learned about Sylvain Niffer, who does men’s corsetry and oh my GOD these are beautiful

What’s stopping you, etc etc

I need more weird sci fi movies in the vein of eXistenZ and Repo Men in my life