Martin V

The thing that everyone said would happen is happening

I’m a little down in the dumps right now. I need a video of Alan Dershowitz trying to buy some baklava from a lesbian

Happy for you - got some good cherry tomatoes but the big boys floundered

How are those tomatoes thriving? It’s a mess in Johnstown this summer

Hosting a show called Fumblezone where I watch college football live and only share moments when a team has absolutely shown its whole ass on national television

that is exactly what it is

David Justice saying stupid and misogynistic things about Halle Berry

You kinda have to give it up to the photo editor

“We will not serve anyone who appears intoxicated.” Buddy I’ve been here four hours, I didn’t just appear. You think I’m some sort of magician? Now how ‘bout that beer I asked for

Johnstown. Never a doubt.

Reminding the first wedding I attended without a cookie table.

The last 5 minutes are a freight train of sound

it's wild how donald trump is hands down the worst american leader in modern history. like light years more bad than the next closest worst leader, covid donald trump

The musical love child of me and @thunderpittroad.bsky.social

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Can’t say why exactly, but the phrase “once again refused a pierogi” made me laugh out loud.

Dipshit is probably ordering from Chilis

That Tweezer Reprise saved lives (mine)

Silver Springs came on my Spotify while driving Jack and his best friend to camp this morning. I told them it’s about a witch casting a spell on a man who broke her heart, and that’s why they should always be kind to girls because they never know if one will become a witch. This is feminism

Fuck offfffffffffffffff

It’s still sweet. That’s what I care about.

When Jerry Garcia’s Tiger guitar is the 5th most insane thing inside your house… that rules…

Damnit, Wilco. That’s good stuff.

i feel like the evolution of youtube thumbnails tells us a lot about where we are as a society

I’m in Charlotte until Thursday or else I would’ve been there. Appreciate it though

Comparison is the thief of joy but he will blow your socks off the entire night

I can’t go but you absolutely should. Wilco rules.

We’ve discovered a literal miracle with almost unlimited potential and it’s being scrapped for *no reason whatsoever*. This isn’t even nihilism, it’s outright worship of death and human suffering.

Nice game pretty boy