Martin V

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Daaaaaaaa bearssss

I’m not body shaming but I’m also honest this Texas boy is gonna roll through Portillo’s once and switch allegiances

I’m a career prosecutor who took a $25,000 check from an affiliated entity of Donald Trump’s while investigating Trump University and later left my lobbying firm to become Donald Trump’s personal impeachment lawyer, White House aide, and Attorney General. So don’t you DARE question my integrity.

I can feel the Tylenol bubbling in my bloodstream when I see this kind of stuff

I assume that some of the Paramount/CBS/Weiss stuff is about creating content that can compete with the podcasts/viral news that people born after 1970 consume instead of "60 Minutes." But damn if I understand it. Bert Kreischer is a comedy black hole who has exponentially more viewers than The News

What was that

"hand-to-hand combat with antifa every night"

Don’t tell TSA but I am ungovernable

everyone says it for a reason: really important to lock in when it comes to fitness and health. just establishing good habits — regular exercise including strength training, eating a balanced diet — will pay huge dividends

They gotta burn the Cardinals for the insurance money

Oh my god he’s lost WTAJ

Now, UCLA's interim head coach, Tim Skipper, is tied with Franklin with one career top-10 win against a Big Ten opponent.

I'm wheezing.

UCLA locker room celebration after beating Penn State:

One of the things I took away from the 60s and Richard Nixon, first mentioned by Hunter Thompson, but I believe to be true, is the fact that we believed, at time, that all our protesting, marching and sign waving was futile and pointless when in fact, it drove Richard Nixon to alcohol fueled madness

My dream is UVA beating Miami in Charlotte just to keep the streak alive

For funsies they could fly out of Johnstown (we have a big boy runway) and save 20+ minutes on the commute. This isn’t even a joke. Use a map.

Flying out of State College Monday and I will be peacocking in my UCLA Bill Walton tie-dye

Rick Neuheisel would be a GREAT hang

Only guy who looks worse than James Franklin out of this is Tino Sunseri

We have a LONG way to go but doing this the same week they fired Tino would send me into outer space.

You have to understand I’m an idiot and will spend a fortune on these.

Pitt continues to be the best college football team*

*completely unpredictable, no reliable trends or performance, beating the daylights out of someone after looking like ass for several weeks straight

The truest patriots watch ACCN hence the better deal

Shout out to Angola 🇦🇴 these will go a long way

They are struggling with multiple aspects of football right now

What if we made every opponent Boston College?

Boston College might stink

It’s so damn hot