I just sighed the biggest (bigly-est?) sigh I’ve ever sighed.

I think it was paid in cash and delivered in a chain restaurant take-out bag.

It’s super good. Funny and touching. And I’m reading the middle was “Fuck ICE.” It got bleeped.

I think he swallowed like 10 of his nicotine pouches before this hearing so he wouldn’t get caught sneaking them into his mouth this time. #eyebrowsontweak

Right? His tax liability should be way in the negative.

Because she can take it to eleven. Eleven is more than ten. 😆

I don’t know if you’ve seen Trump try to drink water out of a glass, but…

Idk. I think he’s actually a fan of the golden age of art. Or something.

But who needs the CDC, right? Safety and health to your daughter and SIL! I am TB+ (latent TB) from my old job working in the field with high-risk, unhoused population. (Oh—and that was funded by a federal grant.) I can’t believe all of our safety systems and nets are crumbling.

I’m waiting for her to turn it up to 11.

She can suck an egg. If she can find one.

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Nepo-baby tantrums. Maybe people should laugh in their faces when they try these weak “power moves.”

Omg this is hilarious. (Love, CoffeeFox.)