This is half of the base for my workshop.
It’s gonna be a big workshop.
Can’t wait to install an old sofa and a coffee table so I can just sit and enjoy the possibilities… 😁
This is half of the base for my workshop.
It’s gonna be a big workshop.
Can’t wait to install an old sofa and a coffee table so I can just sit and enjoy the possibilities… 😁
I’d love to say something erudite and scathing, but I can’t get past my brain screaming “WHAT A CUNT!!!” on a loop.
03.03.2025 21:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I am now a company director.
Bamboo Full Stop Ltd is a real thing.
We even have a website, but it’s hidden for another couple of days while I tweak it a bit.
But bamboofullstop.com is all mine!
Already got work lined up.
Haltbakk Bunkers, one of Norway's largest marine fuel companies, just announced that it will no longer refuel American Navy vessels.
Haltbakk has called on other European companies to refuse service to American forces.
It made us sick. We encourage all Norwegians and Europeans to follow our example
Needs more cake.
24.02.2025 19:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Not everything. They’ve thrown an MP in prison.
Alcohol is not the answer, though…
*lights huuuuge spliff*
@mrjamesob.bsky.social dogs are checking their wee-Mail…
20.02.2025 12:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Biscuits feature highly on Maslow’s hierarchy of needs, you know.
17.02.2025 09:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
I have unilaterally decided it’s just too bleurgh out there today, so today is now happening tomorrow. Probably.
If anyone needs me, you don’t.
I can recommend having a cupboard close to your usual lounging spot, ideally within reach, that contains a selection of your favourite foods.
Consider it self care.
Inspired recycling there.
09.02.2025 19:16 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
We’ve had a seal rock up at the skiff/sailing club.
This is a long way from the sea.
#Thamesseal
Just remember to remove them from the paper sleeves first.
Also, you must have an After Eight sandwich, with After Eights as bread and filling. Ima gonna make one now.
I mean, it’s not like it wasn’t utterly expectable.
This final season of The USA is still gonna be a hell of a ride.
It’s five o’clock somewhere.
28.01.2025 21:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Yeah, but it’s annoyed tRump, so there’s that.
28.01.2025 21:53 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
How many Tories does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they use gaslight.
I am a fairly reckless gambler, and even I wouldn’t put money on that remaining the situation.
22.01.2025 19:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
In honour of the #inauguration2025 I have written a #haiku
Hope you like it @mrjamesob.bsky.social
Jesus, guns, babies.
Felon now in the White House.
We are all doomed.
#doomed
So, what happened to your leg, and how was it cured?
I’ve got a bit of numbness that’s worrying me a wee bit…
Thanks for the earworm. 🕺
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Was discussing my options for a replacement car with a 27 year old, and he was surprised I was looking at larger capacity engines.
I told him that was the one advantage of getting old- the cost of car insurance goes down a bit.
3.5L Mercedes E class, in case you were wondering… 😁
I live with (nobody owns a cat) a similar one…
18.01.2025 21:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’ve got the 7” on yellow vinyl. 😎
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Amazing the difference Christmas and the subsequent shitty month can make to a persons wealth.
I’m not skint, but I am now motivated enough to start listing clothes on #Vinted 😊
I’ve listed 3 pairs of jeans and just sold 2 as a bundle for £70.
Now, where’s those snakeskin boots that don’t fit…?
As long as he doesn’t try and play it on his invisible accordion.
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