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I hate to break the news to yall about corny dads…

They ARE the sex kittens. All that dick and they know how to use it.

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Looking for a PC sucks because I used to just tell my brother what it would be used for and my budget and he would find me one. Normally in a girly color he knew I'd like or a style the kids would like when I got theirs.

The little unexpected things remind you that grief never really leaves you.

Thank you! No one else seems to know this show but it's SO GOOD and I still have questions! It needs another season IMMEDIATELY.

That trial between Megan Thee Stallion and Milagro Gramz starts tomorrow & Meghann Cuniff is covering it.

Watching Milagro Gramz get tore up in court is going to be so good to watch.

You cannot save me for later. You either choose me now or not at all.

A lie doesn't care who tell it

If I'd thought about it I would've turned on some Anthony Hamilton🤣

🤣Shut your face City Mouse, most of the small fields are Black owned.

😂YES. I realize most people have never seen them.

When I say I'm from the country people think small town. When this is really what I mean

The main reason I don't wear them out😂

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Just sniggling and giggling😂

You so dramatic🤣

Okay friends! Barrels on the Bayou is coming in April and I’m about to bust with excitement, because it’s going to be wonderful!

If you’re interested in speaking, vending, or collaborating, apply here by 11/15: barrelsonthebayou.com

Some of y'all are very unkind. And stupid. But it's the lack of kindness that really chaps my ass.

Hey…..So this is for the men.

The women are angel babies.

She'll walk to NOLA to beat on you next but girl I guess

"I wont her" 😂😂

Please don’t listen to Charlamagne

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I feel like everytime I see this clip I get it more and more. This and Brittney with that umbrella.

The failure to cultivate regenerative community means the body misses care… because community is what cares for the body

Sorry babe but… YES.

Scaling down my skincare to three steps has improved my very sensitive skin tremendously. I can see a clear difference in texture and brightness.
Sometimes less is more🤷🏽‍♀️

Imagine being Cheryl, minding your own friendly pussy business, and all of a sudden…

I don't know you but OMFG CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!🎉🎉

what happened in the fishing tackle aisle?!!

Eeeeeeeeeemagine!

stingrays active in the DMV area.

make sure your turn off mobile data while outside unless absolutely necessary and leave your phones at home during protests (or at minimum, turn mobile data off & airplane mode on)