Jowin Glastrum

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Don't invest in NFMs!!!!!! I wish SOMEONE would have warned me, so heed this kindness I pay to you--me, your FORMER Supreme Commander of Weisshaupt.

Donations are appreciated.

They're right ☝️ you know @venatori4life.bsky.social

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Rook...

✋Talk to the hand.

Rude? Me? That's Anti Grey Warden propaganda, no doubt created by ROOK.

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The Lion does not concern himself with burnout when there are Darkspawn to burn instead.

They cannot remember. They seem to fear remembering.

My Darkspawn companion and I want to wish everyone a happy DATV anniversary...even you, Rook.

ALTHOUGH this is all your fa--*gets dragged off-stage*

I may no longer be the supreme commander of Weisshaupt, Alistair, but that does not mean my love life needs any of your swooping.

Perhaps *dramatic pause*...in another life.

Chat, I might be in love with a Darkspawn.

It was a singular Darkspawn, in fact.

The Lion does not concern himself with the Darkspawn breaking down his Cellar door.

"Sir,” said I, “or Madam, truly your forgiveness I implore;

But the fact is I was napping, and so gently you came rapping,

And so faintly you came tapping, tapping at my Cellar door,

That I scarce was sure I heard you”—here I opened wide the door;—

Darkness there and nothing more.

Put a makeshift door 🚪 on my cave. Calling it The Cellar because it reminds me of 🏰Weisshaupt's. Reminds me a little of Weisshaupt's prison too 🫆

Working on the Fadenet. I'm trying 🥴

The caves near Crestwood🥚are not THAT bad for shelter. 🐌

Fadenet connectivity sucks though. 🌐

I miss my Weisshaupt, Tails. 🏰

I'm glad you understand, Magister. 🥲

You may be wondering why your illustrious leader has disappeared. 👻

It is simple, dear recruit. 😔

Because of the NFM crash 🚗

I lost Weisshaupt 🏰

And the Fadenet 🌍

I lost the Wardens 🛡️

And we lost to the Sixth Blight 🧟

It's a dark time 🌕

My only reprieve ✌️

Is that it's all ROOK'S FAULT

Happy Monday to everyone except Rook and the Inquisitor. I hope you both get caught up in eluvian traffic or whatever.

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If you wanted a life of leisure, you should have just become king.

Being a Warden is about hard work 💪

I'm tired of pretending Adamant was a bad thing. If it worked, YOU wouldn't have been able to start a new one over some SCAFFOLDING.

@ Everyone who was mad about the Grey Wardens aligning with the Venatori when they care about our future financial independence, the continued strength of our industry, and personal self-improvement via teaching our Mages new magic.

Plus, they're just cool. A real friend.

👉Future-Proofing👈

@ Orlesians !? !? !?