Jowin Glastrum

The Pokopia meme font against a cloudy sky reads “Jowin Glastrum is a big ole nerd.”

*taking notes*

are breakroom signs allowed

Are break room signs allowed? They're encouraged? 👍

...not that one though 👎

Please do not attempt to pin or submit your fellow Wardens.

Physical violence is still unbecoming for Rooks belonging to the Expanded Rook Universe (The ERU).

In theory...I welcome any and all investigations into my conduct.

Perhaps there's hope for you Rook. Perhaps. Big perhaps. But perhaps.

If an internal investigation reveals misconduct from a superior officer, they can and will be removed from that position.

There are better ways to resolve workplace disputes besides physical violence.

This is an annual reminder to all Grey Wardens, but especially ROOK. 🛡️

The Wardens disavow violence in the workplace, and any Warden contributing to a hostile workplace environment is subject to suspension without pay pending an internal investigation. 🕵️‍♂️

Don't hit commanders! 👊

A Seeker!

I know what you are.

How is a tome titled "Twilight" not a manual on ancient Darkspawn fighting techniques!?! The gall.

Ah, I did perhaps "borrow" it from the Seeker's collection.

I expected an insightful discussion of the Wardens or our history...but, well, I can't quite put it down for other reasons.

Andraste's knickers, Fifty Shades of Grey isn't even about the Wardens at all! 😤

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At you leisure then, Seeker. I am not concerned about any investigation into WARDENDURANCE PROTEIN. You are not the first to question its greatness to then discover it's everything Wardens claim it to be.

I will not lie; we Grey Wardens pay a heavy price to be manipulative. Fate may decree that you make waves around the city now rather than later.

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No, no, of course not. Aha, uh, one word of caution. WARDENDURANCE PROTEIN is designed for humans, elves, dwarves, and qunari. BUT there have been some...adverse effects among those possessed by some form of Spirit.

R&D is looking into it.

Ah, Seeker. WARDENDURANCE PROTEIN products are genuine and readily available at a market near you. 💪

Don't listen to Alistair; I find such course to be regrettable. 🛡️

Save yourself a trip to Weisshaupt, and shop local. 💸

These accounts are falsified! PURE ROOKAGANDA

And by the look of your physique, and your actions in riding the coattails of a REAL Warden during the Fifth Blight, I estimate you're capable of taking down...half a genlock?

Assuming other Wardens weaken it first. THANKS TO WARDENDURANCE PROTEIN.

Pic of Jowin Glastrum looking excessively blighted and really quite ill. Yeeees.. Wardendurance is bad.

Someone's been drinking a little too much Wardendurance...

(Hey why are we whispering? Are you two plotting against your illustrious First Warden? 😉)

COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT!!! EMPLOYEE POACHING!! 😤

Veilguard smellguard. The Wardens were vigilant before it was cool 🛡️

Hmph. Well. Unlike you children of the Venatori, I do not define my marketable status by the smell of Rook, relationships standing or otherwise ended, and/or the status of my old timely heart.

WARDENDURANCE is all I need for a fulfilling life.

I am not "broken up." Do not put your serpent's words into my mouth 😤

By the Maker's withered knuckles, I'll have the thief dragged through the streets of Orlais, served up to the unholiest Darkspawn, and leave them stranded in the Deep Roads. I'll be their Calling if they don't return Wardendurance posthaste.🛡️

Who was it? WHO. WAS. IT. 👊